The Hurricanes sitting proudly at the top of Division 1 welcomed the Mustangs to Dawson today determined to avenge a heartbreaking 13-12 national semi defeat in 2004.

On the second play of the game Mahamadou Niakate burst through several tackles to open the scoring with a sensational 52 yard touchdown,he then duly added the extra point conversion to give the home side a early 7-0 lead.
Despite some great defence from Dundee they weren't to add to the score in the quarter and went in to the second quarter with a narrow lead. Early in the second period Fraser Thomson ran a Mustangs punt back from 46 yards to open the scoring to 13-0, Niakate again added the extra point conversion.

Dundee were now dominating with their ground game putting the taysiders in great field position but again the defence was to make the breakthrough with Thomson adding to his tally with a 25 yard interception return for a td, Niakate again adding the extra point.
This raised the tempo further and Niakate stormed through the Mustangs from 51 yards for his second score ,as expected he again added the extra point.

Dundee now seemed in total control and Niakate was to cap an outstanding half with a 29 yard td to increase the scoring to 34-0 he then surprisingly missed the extra point. Dundee went into the break with a lead that few would have predicted prior to the game.

Dundee Hurricanes 65 South Yorkshire Mustangs 7 (part 2)
The second half saw the Mustangs come out and attack Dundee seemingly determined to take something from this game this all out attack played into the strong Dundee defence and Danny Guy was to intercept and run back a td from 47 yards,Niakate added the extra point. Another mistake from the visitors saw Ross Kirton recover a fumble from 46 yards for his first score of the season. Dundee now held a sensational 47-0 lead and were attacking the Mustangs from all angles. Back up qb Ben Edelshian was now in the game and found Fraser Thomson with a 22 yard td pass,the score was now 53-0 at the end of the third quarter.

The beggining of the fourth quarter saw Thomson recover a fumble and send a lateral pass into sensational comeback man Calum Buchans hands for a 7 yd touchdown. An amazing feat from the Canes best looking player considering he had knee surgery 3 weeks earlier.

The Mustangs then drove down field and were to get a conselation touchdown from close range. Thomson capped a fine day for him when he finished the scoring returning the kick off from 62 yars for his fourth score of the day and a 65-7 victory for Dundee.

Dundee in their first season in Division one sit with a 2-0 record having scored 98 points in the process. They now have three hard away trips starting with the Rams in Leeds on sunday.

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guido


A sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but most likely; usually native to the New York/New Jersey Tri-State area.

WARDROBE: tight zipper shirts, tracksuits, designer jeans, fuzzy kangol hats, tiny hoop earrings, fake gold chains, and related Euro-trash garb and tacky cheese-wear.

NATURAL HABITAT: Known to frequent Tri-State area malls looking for club gear to waste their week's pay on (most likely spotted shopping at "Bang Bang" in Staten Island). During the day when not at their food delivery, telemarketting, or construction job, can be located at their local gym tanning or lifting weights. Can be found nightly at mainstream danceclubs they read about online (SF, Webster Hall, Etc.). Most notable for cruising the Jersey shore in an old car (Honda, Mustang, etc.) which has been tinted, painted and sports $1,000-$3,000 rims in a feeble attempt to look like new. Guido cars usually have a boomin' system through which cheesy music like freestyle, commercial club/trance and hip-hop (anything KTU plays) is loudly blasted.

GENETIC LINKS: Directly related to modern day urban-guidos, A.K.A. "wiggers," A.K.A. "wegros;" urban-guidos are white males who once exhibited the traits referenced above, but have now instead opted to keep it unreal, with wardrobes consisting of clothes from labels like FUBU and Rocawear which they bought on sale at Macy's. These individuals still listen to the same music and drive the same type of car as their predecessor; it is usually just their choice of attire and use of slang and poor speech skills that differentiate them from the classic guido. Most guidos are distrusting of non-whites despite the fact some of their attire and music can be traced to non-white origins.

PASSTIMES/RECREATIONAL ACTIVITIES: Guidos enjoy beating up a non-white or homosexual while assisted by a group of 5-10 guido friends backing them up; engaging in date rape; and displaying their lack of rhythm by dancing poorly in the middle of a club's dance floor while non-guidos look on in disbelief.

If you know a Mike, Joe, Rob or Tony, he's probably a guido.