lifes Unanswerable questions

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?


Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?


Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?


Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?


Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?


Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?


Why is a boxing ring square?


Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?


Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?


Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?


Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?


Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?


Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?


Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?


Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?


Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?


Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?


Can fat people go skinny-dipping?


Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give three reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the
feminine gender ("la computer"), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
3. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ("el computer"), because:

1. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
3. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

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