Once upon a time there was a young duck who went to the country in a little black car to have a picnic with a good friend called maurice the frogman

The weather was terrible, they had never seen anything like it before, the hail was made of mini eskimos covered in twink, they fell towards the ground at a speed of 400km per hour.

They were certain they were going to die untill maurice the frogman pulled out a taser gun and hastely put it back..."that's for the bedroom..." so he rumaged around a little more and found a old towel which he later found out was owned to a girl called viola.

He returned her towel and when she got it back she yelled alot because it was ruined. She demanded a new one but she never got it. She hated not having it so she decided to move to Hiroshima, the place where they dropped the nuclear bomb and that is now radioactive so everyone got radiation poisioning and are now growing extra legs, and arms too!

He tried to shoot them to stop them from growing, but the more he shot the more they grew back...so he decided to find eathel. She was the pirates daughter and was a very bonny lass. They went out on her fathers ship and ventured out to the caribbean. Unfortunately there was a huge banana explosion that ate you. so every1 died

Marsden? - One. But it wont be her. She'll put a call through to the maintenance officer and wait for him to come change it.

Tawa? - two. One to change the bulb and the other one trying to figure out how to get high off the other one.

Scots? - None. They're all too drunk to notice and even when they're sober if they spot a hole they'll just put their dick in it

Queen Margaret? - one. She holds the bulb and the world should revolve around her.

St Pats? - One. Just make sure he doesn't have to do it during soggy biscuit time.

Rongotai? - five. Four to break into the store and to steal the bulb and one to install it.

Petone College - One. But where the money's coming from to buy it is anyones guess.

Wellington Girls? - five. One to change it two to make sure her hair ribbons are still in place and another two to tell her how good her new bag looks.

St Catherines? - none. Pregnant girls shouldnt do risky things.

Wellington High? - 10. One to change the bulb, one to call the dealer and eight to have a session while they wait.

Porirua? - none. Everything that hasn't been welded down has been flogged long ago.

Wellington East? - none. They only have to give head to the Wellington Coll boys and it's done for them.

Silverstream? - none. Electricity has yet to make it out that far.

St Marys- none, noone goes there.

Wellington Coll? - two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold his hand while he climbs the really high ladder

Onslow - one. but it will take them 10 years to replace it.

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