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Darren Gourley
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- I don't have a dog..
- Me, Myself, and I
- Nothing fun happens..
I'm 22, live in Carrickfergus, Ride a bike, Graduated from uni actually (kinda surprising eh?), Got me a proper job.. whodav thunk it??
Besides all that hulla-ballu I don't really do much else with my life apart from hang about with the old mateys and thinking about redoing prettysketchy.com (which will probably never be done.. ever)
* Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. *
* Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. *
Brendan - "You're not down with the kids"
Dave - "The kids can go down on me for all i care! ..no wait.. shit!"
- Music
- Paramore, Newton Falkner, Lifehouse, Biffy, Smashing Pumpkins, Magic Numbers, Linkin Park, Ash, Feeder, Snow Patrol.
- Films
- Top Gun (has to be up there), Hackers (it was funny!), 300, Matrix, Starship Troopers (it was legendary!), Last Samurai (..always wanted to be one lol)
- Sports
- Playing rugby for Carrick 2s.. Propping again apparently! amazin.. lol
BMXing as much as I can too! Thats about the height of my sporting life really. - Scared Of
- Tree frogs! Really, they exist! lol they make really load hissing noises in trees in Canada!
Still scared of my mum when she shouts lol - Happiest When
- I'm out on my bike and hangin about with all my mates.
Love seein friends that I havn't seen for a while, such a bonus! When im with craig sum of the happiest days of my life!!
(guess who wrote this lol) - Prettysketchy.com
- Go check it out! even though there's probably been no updates up there
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'You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. ' 'Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock'

I'm English, and as such, I crave dissapointment. That's why I buy Kinder Suprise.

I miss you. Every day I wake up and I have this ache in my chest. Sometimes I just sleep in because I know when I wake up, you aren't going to be there, and one of these days you're gonna wake up and have that same ache in your heart and realize how much I love you. And whenever that day is, I'll still be waiting for you..


At this moment there are 6,470,818,671 people in the world. Some are running scared. Some are coming home. Some tell lies to make it through the day. Others are just not facing the truth. Some are evil men, at war with good. And some are good, struggling with evil. Six billion people in the world, six billion souls. And sometimes... all you need is one.


[Karen Roe] It's past curfew, Brooke.
[Brooke Davis] (drunk) I know, I'm sorry. Bevin made me go to this party because I've been 'drifting.'
[Karen Roe] Have you been drinking Brooke?
[Brooke Davis] No, Karen, Drift-ting


Trust me, you're better off anyways. Love sucks

I reckon your mum's so fit, she could be a prostitute


*to Neils dad* Oo you'd like my lip wouldn't you, right round your bellend, if Mr Chippy doesn't get there first. What's he gonna knock up... a closet for you to hide in?! You bumder!!!


Friend! Friend! Fucking football friend! Car friend! You're not my fucking friend!


Scientists have got a lot of time on their hands. 'Shall we have a go at curing Cancer? No, I'm gonna see how many fruit pastels it takes to choke a kestrel'


[Lois] Peter did you get a new Butt?
[Peter] I had to, my old one had a crack in it!


Lois: Nah, I just repress it. Brian: is that healthy? Tumor in Lois' brain: I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor. uh, uh. Im a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor!


Pie tastes better with Cool Wh-ip!


Do you know how I know you're gay? Because you know who all the gay people are.


Hooray, I'm useful. I'm having a wonderful time.


Bending's my middle name, my full name is Bender Bending Rodriguez


'Jamaican?? I thought you were some kind of outer-space potato man!'


[Zap] One beep for yes, two beeps for no. Do you plead guilty?
[Fry] *beep beep*
[Zap] Double yes!

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2008
Where did you begin 2008?
Carrick
What was your status by Valentine' s Day?
Single
Did you have to go to the hospital?
ummm, just for check ups i think
Did you have any encounters with the police?
haha good times..
Where did you go on vacation?
I didn't go anywhere! hmph!
What did you purchase that was over £ 500?
uhhh.. a snowboarding holiday?
Did you know anybody who got married?
Yup, Jam and Deborah! think that's it!
Did you know anybody who passed away?
Yea..
What sporting event s did you attend?
ehh.. don't think I went to any! Giants a few times just!
What concerts or shows did you go to?
Wow, none actually! lol
Where do you live now?
Carrick
Describe your birth day –
Don't actually remember it :S what did we do??
What' s the one thing you thought you would never do but did in 2008?
Graduate and get a job
What has/have been your favorite moment(s) ?
Pretty much every weekend with everyone! awesome times!
Any new additions to your family?
umm.. nope!
What was your best month ?
June I think.. I dono - i've got a crappy memory
Who has been your best drinking buddy?
oh there be plenty of them!
Made new friends?
I sure have!
Favorite nights out?
Edinburgh! woop!
Any regrets?
Not too many this year I dont think
What do you want to change in 2009?
Global warming - we need more of that, it's freeezing!
Overall, how would you rate this year?
Was good, actually got a job!
Have any life changes in 2008?
Out of uni
hmph!
Got a new job?
Oh! Yea! haha
Do you have a New Year's resolution?
I never keep those things..
Be honest did you watch X Factor?
nopers
Start a new hobby?
Nope
Been snowboarding?
yaha
Are you happy to see 2008 go?
another year another birthday.. That's meaningless lol
Been naughty or nice?
ummmz, both?
What are you wishing for in 2009?
To survive it and hopefully get out on my bike a bit more1 Comment 240 weeks
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A Forte Christmas Limerick
There once was a dog named Molly,
Who liked to suck big mens lollies,
A fan of forte
When she turned forty,
who died in a bush made from holly...
All her friends were greatly depressed
'coz they know they'll never see her breasts
It was Christmas time,
Cameltoe devine
When they tore off her lovely dress(t)
By Darren and Lewis
9/12/20080 Comments 241 weeks
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Who am I??
1.) Put your music player on shuffle.
2.) Press forward for each question.
3.) Use the song title as the answer to the question.
- What does next year have in store for me?
3's & 7's - QOTSA
- What's my love life like?
Taset in Men - Placebo
- What do I say when life gets hard?
Alright - The Subways
- What do you think upon waking up?
Let Somebody In - The magic numbers
- What song will I dance to at my wedding?
Same Girl - Usher (it was on a kiss comilation CD ffs!)
- Favourite place?
UFO - Newton Faulkner
- What do you think of your parents?
Can't repeat - The Offspring
- What's your Pornstar name?
Keep on walking - Scouting for Girls
- Where would you go on a first date?
Big Yellow Taxi - Counting Crows
- Drug of choice?
Running on Faith - Eric Clapton
- Describe yourself:
Lollipop - The Chordettes
- What is my state of mind like at the moment?
Lostboy - the Subways
- How will I die?
Into the Hollow - QUOTSA
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Forté8/18/09FORTÉ EVENT!! =O YES, Yes thats right the Forté event is finaly here!! On saturday, 2-5 Forté shall be packing out the castle carpark with huge ramps, Pros, Prize's, Music, Disply teams annnnd even instructors!!! Forté have gone all out! Bring eveeryone! =D Lets pack the castle carpark... Lets get carrick a skatepark!! Forté love (L) Spanks =P
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7/25/09
Deborah.
i think u got onto the photoes did ya? cause ya commeneted on themm
p.s. im comin round sometime to see ur sofaa
ahaha. xx OH DARREN!? did u see what i wrote in ur wee visitor book?! i completly forgot to ask
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Karen7/11/09
would u bludy well txt me. i broke my fone n lsot all my numbers. n i hope u dint get married at the end of june 09 or i will b ragin at the lack of invite!
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Becka.6/18/09Hellooo (: WAVES How are you?
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Emma McCoy
Wanted: Other half? Do you accept? Rach seems to have cancelled her bebo...fancy being my real other half? lol mwhaaaaaaa Love love love
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Emma McCoy
hello fiance.
not loooooooooooooooooooong. hehe xxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox i love yoooou mwhaaaaaaaaaa
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Deborah.4/28/09loser.
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hey just letting you kno u shud get some new drawings, one becuase ther like 7 monthsold! n u kno wat that means! but the bad bit it you sooo dont get to see raplh anymore
lol, and he's your dream pet! oh and apologies for the crapness of the drawing, its rather late n im half falling asleep! xxx
Becky Campbell 0 Repliesthank you so much for doing that for me, was a great help, ya never kno u coulda got me an extra mark by pointing out spelling mistakes
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Becky Campbell 0 Repliesbeckles xxx (u like the name) hehe
this was kinda hard to draw cuz i realised everythings white, but i hope you can make sense of it!! the red things r the wee fences that divide up the runs. i love you sooo much huni! i had such a great time with you in italy, it was amazin!! love you xxxxxxxxxxx
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