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What can I say...?
I'm just that Awesome...
Nuff said!
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how to scare people off elevators
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you"re embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You"re one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there"s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn"t you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you"re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How"s your day been?"
1 DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That"s mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you"re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don"t exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it0 Comments 250 weeks
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Debbie: He's playing fetch... with my kids... he's treating my kids like they're dogs.
Jonah: I'm going to murderball you!
Pete: Just don't ask me to lend you any money.
Ben Stone: Can I just - have some?
Martin: Fuck me in the beard.
Pete: Never do what they did.
Charlotte: I'm gonna do it...
Pete: You are? Uh oh, someone's getting homeschooled.
Jonah: Hey Crocket, how's Tubbs doing?
Martin: Oh, another beard joke?
Jonah: How did it feel changing your name from Cat Stevens to Yusef Islam?
Martin: It was really awkward.
Jonah:See ya... Scorcese on coke.
Alison Scott: I was drunk!
Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk?
Jay: Because your face looks like a vagina.
Pete: Do you ever wonder how somebody could even like you? The biggest problem in our marriage is that she wants me around. And I can't even accept that? I don't think I can accept pure love.
Debbie: Who is that guy? Is that Ben's Rabbi? Is he the one that cuts the penis?
Pete: I think it's Matisyahu.
Ben Stone: Steely Dan can gargle my balls.
Pete: [taking his hand out of his mouth after doing magic mushrooms] Tastes like a rainbow.
Jay: Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this shit!
Jonah: What the fuck, man? If I go in there and see fuckin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna fuckin' lose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a shit and my shit looked like a fuckin' stuffed animal!
Fantasy Baseball Guy #1: Hey, don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out!
Pete: There are five different types of chairs in this hotel room.
Ben Stone: That's way too many chairs for one room!
Debbie: [to Alison] Are you the lady who doesn't realize she's pregnant until she's sitting on the toilet and the kid pops out?
Alison Scott: I'm pregnant.
Ben Stone: Fuck off!
Alison Scott: What?
Ben Stone: What?
Pete: You look like Babe Ruth's gay brother... Gabe Ruth.
Ben Stone: [during earthquake] FUCK ME!
Pete: [high on 'shrooms] Did you know there's a guy whose sole job is to find chairs for these hotel rooms?
Ben Stone: Please take the chairs away.
Pete: Like this one! It's red with gold stripes and -
[sits]
Pete: - oh, this one is amazing!
Ben Stone: Please take the chairs away. I don't like them. The big one is staring at me and that short one is being very droll.
Jill: Oh, no, we're not asking you to lose weight. That would be illegal. We just want you to be healthy, by eating less. So go home, weigh yourself on a scale, write than down. Then subtract 20 from that number. And weigh that. Yeah.
Sadie: Well. I think a stork, he umm, he drops it down and then, and then, a hole goes in your body and there's blood everywhere, coming out of your head and then you push your belly button and then your butt falls off and then you hold your butt and you have to dig and you find the little baby.
Debbie: That's exactly right.
Jonah: Tell him not to jerk off with a noose around his neck - it's dangerous.
Ben Stone: Your face looks like Robin Williams' knuckles.
Ben Stone: I live in your phone!
Alison Scott: I'm sorry I told you to fuck your bong.
Ben Stone: It's okay... I didn't...
Alison Scott: I'm pregnant.
Ben Stone: Pregnant... with emotion?
Alison Scott: Pregnant with a baby.
Jay: I'm going to be there to rear your child.
Jason: You hear that, Ben? Don't let him near the kid, he wants to rear your child!
Martin: Do you ever get so bored, you just stare at your balls?
Jonah: I bet you0 Comments 273 weeks
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YOU MIGHT BE A SWIMMER...
>If whenever you hear an electronic beep, and you instinctively jump, you might be a swimmer. >If you have rings around your eyes unrelated to the amount of sleep you got, you might be a swimmer.
>If waking up before dawn to exercise seems normal, you might be a swimmer. (You might also be crazy)
>If jamming a piece of Styrofoam between your legs is not a kinky sexual activity, you might be a swimmer. (pullbouy)
>If bugs die of chlorine poisoning when they land on your skin, you might be a swimmer. >If you sport long, curling hair with split ends on your legs, you might be a swimmer.
>If the phrase "This set with fins" is better than hearing "You just won $1000, " you might be a swimmer.
>If you answer, "I don't need to" when someone asks when you showered last, you might be a swimmer.
>If you love a good lightning storm when you have outdoor practice, you might be a swimmer.
>When you learn how to squirt water 15 different ways, you might be a swimmer.
>When your long term goal is to slap your bicep on your lat, you might be a swimmer.
>When you wake up before six for the free doughnuts, you might be a swimmer.
>When you go through so much latex in one season you could wallpaper your room, you might be a swimmer.
>If a friend asks how a certain guy dresses and you reply, "I only see him without his clothes on" you might be a swimmer. [SPEEDOS!!!]
>If your friends have stopped asking you about your plans for the evenings, you might be a swimmer.
>If you go from store to store desperately trying to find your favorite sports drink, you might be a swimmer.
>If the first place you go when you're stressed out is a swimming pool, you might be a swimmer. >If your daily apparel is held together by knots or is torn and see through, you might be a swimmer.
>If you have an inhaler in every color of
>If you have an inhaler in every color of the rainbow, you might be a swimmer.
>If the phrase, "50 double armed backstroke with a breast stroke kick makes you happier than anything, you might be a swimmer.
>If being fish-like is a compliment, you might be a swimmer.
>If your friends don't even call you anymore because they know that you have no time to do anything, you might be a swimmer.
>If your nightmares consist of a series of numbers ending in 0 or 5, you might be a swimmer.
>If you sweat chlorine even after showering, you might be a swimmer.
>If you just don't understand the charm of the swim suit edition, you might be a swimmer. >If getting smacked on the butt doesn't bother you at all, you might be a swimmer.
>If someone asks if you have any siblings and you start listing teammates, you might be a swimmer.
> If you are determined, strong, smart and tough, you might be a swimmer.
>Yes the life of a swimmer...don't try and understand it!0 Comments 285 weeks
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My result is: Han Solo
You're Han Solo. You're smooth with the ladies and you know it. Your roguish game works best on princesses.
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Your perfect match is Edward Cullen! The most handsome and irresistable out of all the Cullens. He is true to himself and looks out for others. Edward is very romantic and mysterious. His liquid topaz eyes and porcelain skin will leave you wanting more! "You should probably know I'm breaking the rules right now. Well, not technically, since he said I was never to walk through his door again, and I came in the window... But, still, the intent was clear" ? Edward Cullen
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Isabella(Bella) Swan - Human
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The joker
A genius gone wrong. They had high expectations of you but after an accident left you mutilated things went down hill. Soon the leader of a syndicate your mind is warped leading on a path of self-destruction and not very fussed on who you take with you preferably allot of innocent people.
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My result is: pirate
Arrrr!! A pirate be you!
No one has any idea why pirates sometimes talk like Yoda, or why their favorite letter comes after Q and before S, but that's part of their badass pirate mystique. Your favorite methods of killing people involve slicing them up with your scimitar, making them walk the plank, or keelhauling them (which means they're tied to the ship and dragged under the bottom of it until the barnacles cut them to death).
Pretty badass if you ask just about anyone!
Famous colleagues include Jack Sparrow and a bunch of the Caribbean crew, Captain Morgan, Sir Francis Drake, and Captain Hook
No one has any idea why pirates sometimes talk like Yoda, or why their favorite letter comes after Q and before S, but that's part of their badass pirate mystique. Your favorite methods of killing people involve slicing them up with your scimitar, making them walk the plank, or keelhauling them (which means they're tied to the ship and dragged under the bottom of it until the barnacles cut them to death).
Pretty badass if you ask just about anyone!
Famous colleagues include Jack Sparrow and a bunch of the Caribbean crew, Captain Morgan, Sir Francis Drake, and Captain Hook
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I don noe wot da heck hapen 2 me buh um jus prayin dat 1 day i'll get ova it...hope so... In reply to: "Me and Louise are tight as!
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hahaha babe u need facebook not myspace...xxxxx haha neways brad is soo cute.. hes my height, black hair haha.. cute facials kinda like a baby face haha.. minor lip piercing haha.. and um 1 dimple on his left cheek haha.. sooo cute.. xxxxxxxxxxxx
page 2 haha as it was 2 long to send as 1.. aww god haha u party animal.. yes i went out last nyt and paining for it atm haha.. soooo tired tryd 2 sleep didnt work i got like an hr outa it haha.. yes yes yes!!! BRAD haha the new cutie... well hes 19 lives in manly and is the nicest guy out haha.. he is the cutiest guy and awwww sooo friken adorable hehe.. LOVE LOVE LOVE haha bt im not talkn to yet haha cuz nuffin will happen probz.. meh haha.. love ya sweety.. hehe tasha... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxx
heya sweetie hehe.. long time no fukin c hehe.. we gota catch up im not workin 2mz soo u suld cum up.. hehe cuz my parents r cumin to urs 2nyt and i got derrins mums 50th to go to sucks bt i said i do like a month ago haha.. long story with that hahahaha.. yer i no i just thought id txt u to c if u had credit by any chance.. hehe um ive just been at course hahha..im 10 weeks through my qualifications yay!! exciting then work...aw god haha.. yer just course work and sum times partys haha.. i went through a nun stage wen i didnt go out for ages haha.. and got depressed 2 haha..
ae....its ERIN!
I remember that bucket of fish, Erin. Oh the memories.. Lolcano
Sup buddy do u want to b in the same room as me and izabel when we go to welington???
P.s i ut the pic on there bcoz your page is to dark eeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmmoooo not that thats a bad thing lol
Lol it seems safe enough
rofl at the comment below this!!!
sup2u whats going on babe!? I'm so hot and horny on cam right now, let me show you what i can do for you! hit me up on msn messenger: josyantos77@live.com baby bby
wow erin, u were quite right about the ranting . . . i dont no where ur mind was when u said hairy and gay go together, but im sure it wasnt clean theres another movie with kate winslet in it but i forget what it was called, its set after the holocaust. im just looking at the ad next to this and i really want a gold iphone. . . . . anyway you will see him sparkle erin, and im sure ul get very excited etc when you do xoxoxox p.s i showed dad my sunburn, he just laughed
excellent. not only am i a hairy monster, i am also a gay hairy monster. lol my card will kill me?yours isnt deadly erin, so if mine kills me it willl be entirly uncalled for. the movie was so cool!!!we r goin to see it when it comes out, i want to go again
lookin forward to your reasoning tata xoxox o and joshua jackson is that guy off dawsons creek
NAH.
Not if i smite her first for liking such shit bands.
wat the hell? the first 3 = dreamy. . . .he could bite me any time but wats with joshua jackson????wats wrong with these people???chuck bass should have been moved up, hes way better. so all in all, i didn't know half the people either. your han solo?shit that means im just the hairy sidekick that grunts heaps and goes aaaaaarrrrrrrggggghhhhhooooorrrrr while u say calm down chewwie. ah well. at least i dont end up with some slut that tried to make moves on her brother, now THAT would suck. but on the other hand i wouldnt be getting any, so you win. hope your enjoying twilight!! xoxox
Erin thats one epic skin you got. Uuh, I would love it more if it didn't have My Chemical Romance and Fall out Boy on it. ..vomit.
Erin is neat
aww can i have a hint?