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- "and he didnt even buy her a burger!!"haha...ah emer : )
- Me, Myself, and I
- 'Embrace it Emer...EMRACE IT! '
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can smelll her frm here!
did you know?
It's near impossible to lick your elbow
Coca Cola was originally green
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language
3 out of 4 people who read this will try to lick their elbow
In 1879, a mail service in Belgium employed 37 cats to carry bundles of letters to villages around the town of Liege, this experiment was shorted-lived as the cats proved thoroughly undisciplined. Just plain weird...even by my standards
Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite
In York, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow (except on Sundays)
"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand
The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language
1 in every 200 people are a psychopath and they look just like everyone else......
On average,100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people
Butterflies taste with their feet
On average, people fear spiders more than they do death
Elephants are the only animals that cant jump
The electric chair was invented by a dentist - i always knew they were evil!
All polar bears are left-handed
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky
Wow! A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate
Recycling one glass jar saves enough energy to watch T.V for 3 hours
Ten percent of the Russian government's income comes from the sale of vodka
0 Comments 308 weeks
>In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense)
>In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but Is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He mayonly see their reflection in a mirror.
>Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This Also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be coveredwith a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)
>The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Wonder which head?)
>There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute. Is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
>In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The
husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner
desired. (Ah! Justice!)
>Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
Tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
>In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought)
>In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
>In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines, withone exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what? ... But not as great as Guam!)
1 Comment 326 weeks
Why did she have to go and leave us all so soon
With her gone from our class there's a big absence in the room
You always made your point you were lovely and never shy
I wish we had a chance to talk,a chance to say goodbye
You sat at the back of the class with Rebecca next to you
You made us laugh so much and the teachers gave out to you.
Most of the time you had a big grin on your face which makes me stop and wonder
Why would god send a smile like that away,it just fills me with thunder
I always thought you'd be something great, a barrister, doctor or jockey
To think that that was taken away from you just fills me with hate
You're in a peaceful place now, in Heaven in the clouds
You're probably shoutind down saying 'its ok, dont worry' really loud
I think we all remember you with you bourneville and bottle of coke
When we found out you were struggling after your operation all we could do was just pray and hope
You've left us now and you're gone to a much better place
We'll always have our memories and miss your unique grace
I love you so much, it hurts to let you go
You'll always be there, looking down on us below.
XXXXXXXXXXXX R.I.P CLARE XXXXXXXXXXX
2 Comments 334 weeks
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