So we started off on the train to masterton Thursday 23rd to ride with Jaime and meet up with Meat, Dex and the Palmy cats... We turn up to Roy st and everyone is glazed over from hitting the G spots!! Crashed out at scotts at about midnight.
Friday 24th
Woke up at 7am with me, Jaime and Scott ready to go!! We jump in the 14 seater Transit and headed to Roy st hoping everyone is ready to go? Get there and Joel disappears to dry his washing... Walk in and everyone is still hitting the G spots.
We chill till around 11:30 and every is together all ready to go.... Just as we get outa Palmy it stops raining and is pretty much fine all the way up! We hit Taupo to find Matt and the Napier cats not here.... We start skating and shit goes down like it always does and Matt finally arrives to have some Fag T bone him and leave a massive dent in the passenger back door... And thats after breaking down on the way!! Skating resumes and from then on it was pretty much the Lil Tom show the whole weekend!!!! We carry on to Tauranga arriving at our destination at around 8:30 - 9:00pm... After paying I ran around to our 18 sleeper cabin and found Danny and Toby drinking up large, so I chilled with them for about 15min before everyone else drove around... We all start the binge and Danny and Jaime started wrestling all over the floor till Jaime got the unbreakable head lock which ended the title match with Jaime the victor!!!!
So the night is ending for some and the rest, Its just getting started.... A small group head to town and Psalm, being the only maori out he had to hook some gurl which put him in the lead with 1...
Saturday 25th
Everyone rises to bottles everywhere, the few still asleep, mouths open, snoring away... Danny with plasters all over his face... And Psalm with a smile on his! We all have breaky and pile into the van! First spot Welcome bay sk8 park.. got there to find a little shitty sk8 park but a massive double kink that Danny, Jaime and Eye Jam for a little trick... Danny kills it with a royale gap from the second flat 540! we were missing Tom and meat... Next stop the mount sk8 park! Everyone now had their chance to warm up for the day, but as rollerbladers are they just can't help themselves and have to bust out straight away!!
To many sick tricks went down and the rainbow ledge session was dope aswell... it starts raining and moves everyone on.... We head for the race coarse for an under cover rail and ledges but somehow Jaime and Danny hit a huge steep drop rail!! Jaime souls it and Danny F royales it, so Toby lost his twenty he put up for it! We head for another undercover spot, Two benches made from rails... We jammed that for maybe an hour till it dried up and hit these three flat rails all in a row. Mad as jam was going down till Meat thought he could gap, Rail to rail, Everyone sat in anticipation wanting Meat to make this 3m gap, He couldn't get enough speed so we got Jarods car up on the footpath. After about 8 close attempts Danny thought he'd try make Meat commit and land it by grabbing his skates and saying he'd do it... Meat flies up Royale gap to royale but doesn't have his balance to land and kills himself! Danny feels bad and starts to try it but can only come close... Skating ends for the day when the police turn up cause of Jarod boosting Meat and Danny with his car on the footpath so we all head to the Supermaket for beers and BBQ... We all clean up, have a good dinner and alot to drink till Scott drops a van load of us into town, we all pile out and in about 2 mins Meat drops his wallet running around on the train tracks! Eye disappear for about 10mins and then find Danny and Jaime just having a casual drink, so Eye joined them and then we move on to find the others and on our journey we run into Lil Tom with two gurls in his arms!! None of us where surprised to see him pimping it and then all of a sudden Jaime and Meat break out wrestling all over the ground... So Eye trys breaking them up but co

If you Rollerblade, You are guaranteed to have done
somthing like this at one time or another:

You Sit at a desk or table, and practice grinds with
your feet.

You sit at a desk or table, and practice switch-ups
with your feet.

You look at people who are sitting down, and note whatgrind they are doing with thier feet.

You pretend to grind Handrails or ledges in your
shoes.

You have a huge collection of broken wheels, frames,bearings, and loads of bolts.

You carry an Allen-key with you a lot.

You see ledges or rails, and go "Oh My God! Look at
that ledge/handrail!" Any skating friends agree with
you, everyone else thinks you forgot to take your
pills.

When you drive along the motorway you fantasize of mile long grinds and mad switchups on the barrier rails.

When you try to walk you occasionally try to push your feet sideways.

You get lots of strange looks when you talk about
"Boning", "Pornstars", or at worst, "Boning
Pornstars".

You fingerskate every handrail you walk down.

You do cess-slides on every polished surface you can find in your socks.

You fingerskate books, the desk, the table, and
anything else with a transition / grindable surface.

You find yourself thinking about skating at
inappropriate moments such as during exams, or when you're 'with' a girl.

You have had a splinter in your arse.

You have a whole different language that you use with your skate friends You can talk about 'waxing cess pads' and 'switch fishies' without getting embarrassed.

You want fingerskates soooooo much!

You think more about how you dress for a big skate
session than you do for a date.

You literally CAN'T stand still for more than 10
seconds!!

“15. REASONS WHY EVERY GIRL SHOULD FIND THEMSELF A ROLLERBLADER”

1. We know countless moves and positions
2. We like to do it on camera
3. We can do it in the street, and the park
4. We use special equipment
5. We like to go all day, sometimes even night sessions
6. We'll travel far just to find some
7. We like kinks
8. We do it with more than one person
9. We'll "grind on” anything 10. We can do it backwards
11. We can handle big gaps
12. We slip more when its wet
13. We switch our position when you least expect it
14. We always have our pants half way down anyway
and number 15. We always “WAX” IT first….