1. At weddings, it takes the bride and groom 4 hours to kiss all the guests
2. Your Wife/Husband is also your first cousin
3. You put olive oil on EVERYTHING and brag about how healthy it is.
4. 3 or more relatives live in your neighborhood
5. Your mum cooks a meal that lasts three days
6. Your good looking
7. Your Father swears at you with words that effect himself (Yilaan Abouk, Ya Ibnil kalb.)
8. u know ur"Lebanese" when saying "Chinese" refers to all asians, and asian" is lebanese for "agent".
9. You own or play a "Tableh, dirbakeh"
10. Your middle name is your fathers first name.
11. You play cards till the break of dawn.
12. You NEVER run out of "Bizzer" (leb nuts)
13. You can't have a meal without Lebanese bread
14.You feel proud when someone famous or a celebrity has ANY Arabic blood in them. (Shakira, Salma Hayek, Paula Abdul, Hazem El Masri)
15. Your Mum has a creative nickname for you like "Susu" Fofo, Mimo, Zozo, Jojo, "Hamoudi" or "Aboudeh"
16. You have someone tell you your fortune through your coffee cup
17.You say "Bolice" for "Police"
18.You get really excited and call your whole family to the room when there is a special or a documentary on Arabs on CNN or SBS
19. You have a 1 eye brow... and if you don't, you pluck it.
20. Members of your family start to come over your house at 11:00PM and don't leave until 3:00am
21. It's perfectly OK to put chairs and tables in the street by the curb to socialise.
22. You hose down all the cement in front of your house every night
23. You are awaken at night by a member of your family yelling over the phone to overseas "Kifkoun Bil Libnan!!!!!!!!!".
24. The words "shu" "Bro" and "Cuz" is part of your vocabulary.
25. It doesn't even cross your mind NOT to Bar-B-Q at two in the morning....... on your front porch.
26. you must film all the food on the table when you have a special occasion.
27. You say "close the light" instead of " turn of the light"
28. The word "Wallah" has replaced the the word "Really" in your vocabulary!
29. You think bankstownsquare food court is the coolest place to be on thursday night.
30. Your parents wave there hands up in the air and yell " Yehrideenik akoo sharmouuta " if you get suspended at school or done something bad.
31. Your parents have to buy everything thats half price.
32. Your cousins and relatives sit in the garage all night playing cards and smoking the ARGILLI and watching the YARAH.
33. Your parents love and adore LBC and ART.. just sitting there watching it 27/4 and you burning shitless

1. We Have The Rite Touch
2. We R Used To Scoring
3. We Can Go on Soft Or Hard
4. We'll Make U Scream For More
5. Sweating Is No Problem
6. Skill Is Definite
7. We'll Play Anywhere Anytime
8. We Can Go For 90 Minutes In At least 11 Different Positions
9. Kicking Ass Is The Same As Smacking It
10.We R Always On

Anybody under the age of 13 should not read this, and if you do, you should not repost this.

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.

It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.

You're a 90's kid if:

You remember tazos.

You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ]

You remember watching Doug and Ren & Stimpy

AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!

You had a favourite member from FIVE.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

when everyhting was settled by rock paper scissors

when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb.

when we used to obey our parents

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

video hits was actually good.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to Australiass Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

you had a fringe at some point. none of this side fringe crap, a real fringe

You remember those Where's Wally books.

You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching the Aladin, and Ninja Turtles,.

You remember Ring Pops.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

You remember walkmans

Writing M.A.S.H. notes.

You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell".

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies.

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 98 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

When Goth (NOT EMO) was crazy cool! Smashing Pumpkins, Sonic Youth, the good bands.

You remember Bewitched, Jump 5, S-Club 7, and that whole period with the boy bands and pop divas.

You remember exactly where you were and what you were doing the first time you saw a Britney Spears or N'SYNC video.

Michael Jordan was a king.

no one had brand pencilcases

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears

Lambchop

sesame st was actually good.

You collected all the Troll dolls

You owned a portable tape player.

You know the Macarena and the nutbush by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before iPods . . .

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

Before Spongebob . . .

when you got one sheet of homework for the whole week.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

when Caller ID was a new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.

When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.

Way back.

When it was all about N64.

WHEN YOU TRADED POKEMON CARDS FOR A LIVING.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!!!!

Post this in your blog if you remember these days . . .