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hey cutie I was going through peoples profiles, and i think you are an interesting guy, and hot too. I was doing a lil cam show for my friends gettin naughty, hit me up on MSN my names tellapollard20@live.com bye bye

ha its luke u ok m8 wot u been up 2

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Lukeyyyyy im bored so commenting you hurry up and wake up you lazy bastard . Lv you loads. char xxxx

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hahahahahahaa!!!!! such a laff 2 day STIMULATION DRINK FROM NETTO !!!! lmfao!! aww bless lukeys eyes waterin like mad in middle of burgerking haha! bles lol serves ya r8 4 avin starin contests... wont payin 2 much attention cos i wo laffin at the gay music! lmao luv sarah xxxx

lmao heys luke... wtf is wiv all da comments frm tashy... there scaring me :S ... lol luv sarah.xx

hey havn tlkd 2 u in ages!!! really ages!! lol!!

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

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