walking down the corridor in jordanstown- " this is spoof!"

the day me and stephen found a balloon and through it down into the gym and split 2 fuck!

when big jim tried to volley my cross and fell over!

when stephen and big jim nicked som guys shoes and chucked them over a fence and up a tree

the day big jim stole micheals car and made possibly the slowest getaway in history!

stephen- "here lad i have an idea but dont say no until u hear wat i have 2 say..... do u want go to the....lietrim festival!"

upon arrival in lietrim, the first thing we saw was a tractor parked outside a housing estate carpark

me- "here lad dont look now but king melts black!"

The famous common room cleanin rota fiasco!

The time me and stephen broke into mehals car

The day lee defied the laws of physics and fell forwards while fallin backwards!

The paper airplane fight in the common room!

after a nite out me and stephen crashed at lees gaf, lee says "here i have to get somthin" 2 mins later he comes back wif custard (his cat)

big jim drinkin gin raw

me and steve throwin are ice cream wrapper in through lees bedroom window

lees class hand signals outside mauds

the time i "bought" big jim a drink- it was really piss water that me and stephen found at the table before we got there

fillin up lees paddlin pool.....

then stephen losing a drinkin game and havin 2 sit in it!

the famous "phasin out plan"

lee singin Whitney houston




to be continued.......