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Dave Mulreany

We must remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake

11/29/08 | me too! | Reply

Dave Mulreany
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  • Last active: 12/12/08
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I dunno. lol
Me, Myself, and I
when i grow up i wanna be...


...a rhinojet!
new security mesures in american airports
TSA screeners are learning to recognize set of secret, forbidden facial expressions. If your face slips into one of these during a TSA inspection, you will be taken off and given a thorough, secondary screening:

"In the SPOT program, we have a conversation with (passengers) and we ask them about their trip, " said Maccario from his office in Boston. "When someone lies or tries to be deceptive, ... there are behavior cues that show it. ... A brief flash of fear."
Nineteen Eighty-Four, part 1, chapter 5
"He did not know how long she had been looking at him, but perhaps for as much as five minutes, and it was possible that his features had not been perfectly under control. It was terribly dangerous to let your thoughts wander when you were in any public place or within range of a telescreen. The smallest thing could give you away. ...anything that carried with it the suggestion of abnormality, of having something to hide.There was even a word for it in Newspeak: facecrime, it was called. "
Scared Of
scarey stuff
Happiest When
im happiest
info on squirls
1.Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of a squirl.

2.It is bad luck to walk under a squirl.

3.Squirls are 1500 years older than the pyramids!

4.In a pinch, the skin from a squirl can be used as a tent.

5.Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is not made of squirls.

6.Donald Duck's middle name is squirl.

7.Squirls can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee!

8.Ideally, squirls should be stored on ther side at a temperature of 55 degrees.

9.Squirls can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour!

10.Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are glued in place by trouble-making squirls.

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    • Real live Pokemon auctions for $925 million

      On a Yahoo! Japan auction site a few years ago, somebody sold 20 real live Pikachus for $925 million. Here's a quick and dirty translation of what the listing said:

      PIKTURE: http://www.tokyomango.com/tokyo_mang...

      We capture each one after your order, so we guarantee its health! These are Pikachus plucked straight from the natural Pikachu forest, so they're of much higher quality than ones you'd get from a breeder or in other regions. Great for those who are lacking in good conversations with family, who want solace if living alone, who need a new hobby, who love cute and trendy things, or who are looking for a present for a girlfriend or a child. Limited edition! Limited to only 20! First come first serve! We'll include a 60-minute video on how to raise a Pikachu if you buy 3 months worth of Pokemon food.

      SAUCE: http://www.tokyomango.com/tokyo_mang...

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    • Bomb squad detonates suspicious turnip

      In America, the Fort Wayne Police Department bomb squad sent a robot to retrieve a cardboard box in the parking lot of a law office.

      They blew the box up, and found a turnip inside.

      But the turnip doesn't look like it was hurt too badly, and I'm afraid it might rise up and attack the US again. Please report any suspicious turnips to Homeland Security.

      http://www.journalgazette.net/apps/p...

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    • The Top 50 Aphorisms about Atheism

      you know your going to hell when you hear any of these shouted at you... you filthy athest scum!!!

      Shut up Sinner!
      God is sending you straight to Hell!
      Stop watching Family Guy, faggot!
      Spanking your children is a good thing.
      Surrender to your husband, whore!
      Masturbating Sinner!
      Take a bath, hippie!
      Get a job, you sinner.
      Sex isn't supposed to be enjoyed, sinner!
      That's gay!
      Marijuana is a sin stick and you're going to Hell.
      Premarital sex is a one way ticket to Hell!
      Evolution was created from X-Men Comics.
      Intelligent design is more intelligent than you.
      The Bible says you're going straight to Hell!
      Listen Woman, you're supposed to be in the kitchen.
      Fabulous is not in the Bible, queer!
      Children emulate your sin.
      Dildos are not part of God's plan.
      Karl Marx was a child molester.
      Bow down to George W. Bush, stupid!
      Support the troops, sinner!
      No one cares about your expensive shoes, faggot.
      Stop burning the American flag you Godless heathen.
      Turn down that sinful Rock N' Roll music, sinner.
      Stem cells aren't cool. You're going straight to Hell.
      Stop hating America and loving Muslims, fag!
      God is going to smite you.
      Hell is a lot like France.
      Stop watching gay television shows, queer wannabe.
      Believing in science is a sin, heathen!
      Coffee has caffeine, which is a drug, so you're going to Hell!
      You're going to Hell for respecting Buddhism.
      Country music is the music of God.
      Long hair is a sin, hippie!
      Diaper rash is a sign of baby sin.
      Math has a liberal bias, fag!
      Abortions result in Hell + 1.
      Ecstasy is just the homosexual love drug.
      Voting for a Democrat is a sin.
      Read the Bible or Burn!
      Texas is the center of the universe.
      Your arts degree doesn't make you smart.
      Stop letting your children watch Spongebob Squarepants, fag enabler.
      Ponchos are a sin!
      Stop sending your children to soccer practice. It's gay!
      Outsourcing customer service to India is a sin!
      Nudity is a sin.
      The UFC is a sinful organization of human cock fighting.
      Praying for forgiveness is the only way.

      you better repent now you stinking hippy!!! :L

      0 Comments 280 weeks

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    • Carolin Eurbin
      Carolin Eurbin

      hiya Oh my God, Your cute. Hit me up on jane30845love@hotmail.com

      5/21/09 via Mobile
    • Niamh R

      Very cute squirrel :)

      5/21/08
    • luv Niamh R

      Hmmmmm? what now, in the which?

      5/6/08
    • Niamh R

      They are good kids. Well behaved 3yr olds. But fond of the digging for gold up their noses. Yuck. I made pipe cleaner dragonflys with them today. Don't u like dragonflys? You came in to my head when i thought of them. It was u wasn't it? How did the assessment go?

      3/14/08
    • Niamh R

      I like hunter boogie. Well done, its brill

      3/11/08
    • Niamh R

      I'll kind of just be an extra hand in the creche since I have no qualifications. An assistant. It would be pretty good if i could move out with ye but i have to save any money i get so i can go to Kerry. If i didn't plan on going to Kerry I'd be so there :) Good luck on the assessment tomorrow!

      3/10/08
    • Niamh R

      Alright Davey? I'm going to work in a creche later this week. They believe that i might be able to help them with some art ideas. Its really quite simple though, u just look on the internet for them! I wonder if they thought of doing that. I have plenty of experience box making, maybe they'd like to do that? How r u getting on?

      3/10/08
    • Niamh R

      Yeah, catchin up time :) This time I have the money so i don't have to eat air! Woo

      1/30/08
    • Niamh R

      Hey Dave, just watched metropolis. Mad acting! :)

      1/16/08
    • Niamh R

      Wow, you do need sleep. The puppy is being like a puppy and nibbling on everything. Me ma tried putting chilli on stuff to make her stop, but she seems to like it. Ah well.

      1/3/08
    • Niamh R

      Happy New Year to u 2!!!!!!

      1/2/08
    • Niamh R

      Hey Dave, Happy Christmas. Hope you're having a good one :) :) :) :) :) :D

      12/26/07
    • Danielle Power
      Danielle Power

      ha ha :L you make it sound alot betr than it is, im not a trained teacher, im teaching an adult nite course in interior design but its fun n d money isnt bad. im back from galway, was der for the last few years but moved bac up home in september. miss it alot. its d nicest place ive ever lived. :( r you renting in town r do you still live in blessington? i loved your mams house up der its exactly how id have mine if i had one

      12/21/07
    • Niamh R

      I never met oaks. Puppies always look sad, I think thats why people go aww all the time. She's sitting behind me right now crying for attention. I think i have to ignore her until she ignores me?? I feel like an eejit out the back saying busy busy. But she is damn cute so i don't mind. :)

      12/21/07