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so fast you make me fall like i was autum leaves ♥
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once upon a time there was two peeeeps; Jo The Hoe and Hairy Mary. Mary was kinda desperate at the timee, and was selling herself for sex. in the mean time, over in llanelli, God and his hoe just split up, so he decided to go for an invisible joyride over to Mcbethlehem. While he was there, he met Mary, and one thing led to another, and soon enough, they were getting it on like the japaneeeeeeesse. Mary soon found out she was pregnant, but Hairy Mary was engagedd to Jo the hoee. 9 months later,as Jo had been spending too much money on crack, and got evicted from his house cause he couldn't pay the rent, so him, Mary and the soon-to-be-born-baby went on a trip to Jo's mums. Mary stopped along the way
"Jo babes, i can not carry this lump anymore, i will 'ave to ride 'da donkey, 'ight?"
so Jo went and stole a donkey form a near by field. Soonly enough they were at Mcbethlehem, where Jo's mum lived.
" 'Ight, me bitch. We 'ave come to stay." he said to her, as she opened the door.
"Im sorry, but there is no room in here, what with it being christmas and all...' she replied
"Dont be cock blockinn' me, homesss." he shouted back.
"I have got a shed for you too sleep in, son.' she exclaimed.
"'Ight, let's scidaddle, hoe." he said to Mary.
During the night, Mary went into labour. Jo called an ambulance, but it was too late, they couldn't move Mary. The man nurse grabbed hold of Mary's shoulder;
"You're doing great (Y).!" he said.
Jo got angry at the maaan.
"Stop pushinn up on my woman, hoee!" he shouted, and then, popped a cap in his 'ass'.
and BAAAAM, jebus is born. ;D
TRUEE STORRYY PEEEPS X
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1. Name: Nicole Kirri Orzechowski
2. Nicknames: Nicridd
3. Birthday: 12th May
4. Place of Birth: Swansea
5. Zodiac Sign: Taurus
6. Male or female: femalee
8. School: Emlynn
9. Occupation: school
10. Residence: Would tell if knew??
11. MSN Screen Name: (L)Nicolee - libby likes the wet oily look joshh(L)(:
12. Hair Colour: Darkk
13. Hair Length: middleishh
14. Eye colour: Dark brownn
15. Weight: 8.8 and 3/4
16. Height: Not a clue?
17. Braces? Not any more
18. Glasses? Not anymoree
19. Piercings: ears
20. Tattoos: nope
21. Righty or Lefty: Rightyy
22. First best friend: Jodie
23. First Award: Singingg
24. First Sport You Joined: Netball?
25. First pet: Rosie - dog
26. First Real Holiday: francee
27. First Concert: : /
29. Movie: Titanic , Lion king
30. TV program: X-Factoooor
31. Color: Pinkk
32. Band/artist:Christina Aguilera
33. Thing: Singingg
34. Song Right now: Beyonce - Broken hearted girl
35. Friends: Ffionn, elinor, joshh && aledd
36. Sweet: Jelly beans
37. Sport to Play: Badminton?
38. Restaurant: McDonaldss
40. Store: Primark
41. School Subject: Musicc(:
42. Animal: Rosiee
45. Favorite clothes: cardigaans
46. Feeling: HAPPY
47. Single or Taken? takeen
48. Have a crush: ayee
49. Eating: nothingg
50. Drinking: nothingg
51. Typing: This (:
52. Online? Yeahh (;
53. Listening: nothingg
54. Thinking: About wat to put
55. Wanting: a hugg(:
56. Watching: nothingg
57. Wearing: Shortss & josh's tshirrt;p
---When I'm older;
58. Want kids: yepp
59. Want to be married: yeahh..
60. Careers in Mind: Hairdresser? Singer? <<
61. Where do you want to live: Waless...But go on holday lots
62. Car: The newest out
63. Hair color: Any
64. Hair length: not too short.. not lonngg
65. Eye color: Don'tt mindd(:
66. Measurements: taller than mee
67. Cute or Sexy: bothh
68. Lips or Eyes: bothh
69. Hugs or Kisses: bit of both
70. Short or Tall: talll.. but not too tall
71. Easygoing or serious: mm bita bothh.. (:
72. Romantic or spontaneous: bothh
73. Fatty or Skinny: neither.. muscleyyy
74. Sensitive or Loud: bit of bothh
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Whatever feels right
76. Sweet or Caring: both(:
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: obviously trouble maker(;
---Have you ever;
78. Kissed a Stranger: yepp
79. Had Alcohol: yeess
80. Been in a Police Station: yup
81. Ran Away From Home: nope! wanted to!
82. Broken a bone: nope
83. Got an X-ray: on my teeth? :S
84. Been with someone: yepp
85. Broken Someone’s Heart: Apparently:S
86. Broke Up With Someone: yeaa
87. Cried When Someone Died: yeahh "/
88. Cried At School: Many times
89. God: Narpp
90. Miracles: nahh
91. Love At First sight: why not eh?
92. Ghosts: yeees
93. Aliens: nopee
94. Soul: yee
96. Hell: nahh
97. Angels: yeahh
98. Kissing on The First Date: ovcourse ; )
99. Horoscopes: yessss
100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have? nopee.(:
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2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11.. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?
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