The sayings of Daveedrer and Gregreegrer:


This is the produce of 2 days of bordem.Well I say 2 days but thats how long it took to put everything togther
and we not sure this is the whole thing yet! When you think about it its the produce of many boring years since
me and my dear slave having nothing better to do half the time. Greg and I may seem to be very random people but
once you have read this you can see that we can be the most predictibla people on earth!!! Have fun!



1.Greetings


Why hello dear boy - Often used when in a good mood. slave to master, master to slave

*strangle* - morning greeting usual done on school days. master to slave

why hello there daveedrer/gregreegrer - said in jolly mood usualy on msn. Slave to master, master to slave.

his name is ( gregory ( his name is ( gregory ( - Call and reponse master says "his name is" slave
sings in reply "gregory"

gregreegrer/daveedrer, gregreegrer/daveedrer, gregreegrer/daveedrer, of the DARK - Call and reponse master/slave
says "gregreegrer/daveedrer x3 of the..." other replies "DARK"

awkward to fil... HEY GUYZ - Taken from a Mario myspace video, usualy used in larger groups of people. Master or Slave



2. Expressions of ANGER


SHUT UP!!! - The last resort finishes gregreegrer off. Often used in berridges work shop much to the boy's
annoyance. Master to slave

*punches hand* and a very blank face - used to make gregreegrer shut up when daveedrer wants to make a point.
Master to slave.

daveedrer daveedrer daveeder - used to annoy daveedrer until he cracks and roars. Slave to master.

Roar - used to scrae the living crap out of gregreegrer. Master ot slave.

NO NO NO... THATS THE BIGGEST POO I'VE EVER SEEN. Used when computers piss either master or slave off.
Often also be used for lags in mario kart.

NO NO NO... THATS CRAP THAST ACTUALY CRAP. Used when computers piss either master or slave off.
Often also be used for lags in mario kart.

THATS IT! THATS IT! ITS NOT HAPPENING AGAIN! - When media player is gay and certain songs come up and are thus delted
due to the annoyance of master/slave.

...shot at DAWN! - usualy refering to someone who has pissed us off. Master or Slave

someones pissed - used when master or slave acknowledges that the other is angry



3. Expressions of Excitment


and remember... (...) IS GONNA OWN - Used mostly for concerts usually online but can be shouted. Master or Slave

BAH YAH GREGORY/DAVEEDRER - Used in times of extreme agreement. Master or slave

*Something is said in a high pitch vioce* - Used when excited. Master or Slave

From low to HIGH - puts the abvoe into practice often done in public places - Master of Slave



4. Arguments


NO, NO, NO, NO, SHUT UP, NO, NO, etc - Originated ffrom mario kart originally "NO TOAD" Used when argement is
pissing Master or slave off. Master or Slave.

No gregreegrer/daveedrer for you see... - Used in polite arguement often ends an argument while it begins,
rarley fails to do so. Master or Slave.

o yer. yer. - Extreme sarcasm used all the time in all places. Master or slave

your attempt to piss me off failed - used to aviod arguments when either master or slave attempts to start one.

THE HELL YOU ON? - used when someone makes a mistake, can be used casually or with meaning. master or slave.

I'm SORRY gregreegrer WHAT WAS THAT?!?! - used when gregreegrer enrages his master. Master to Slave



5.Threats


do you wish to find yourself in a bin? - Usualy after Slave has done something n00by. Mostly Master to slave
but slave has been known to use it.

do you wish for your HEAD to be cut off by that band saw dear boy? - used in in tech, when master is annoyed.
master to slave.

...or I shall roar so loudly your skin will seperate from your face! - One of Daveedrer's favourite threats.
Master to slave

silence or your life shall end! - The most commonly used threat. Master to

I writting this coz theres no point in not writing here and it looks boring with out a message...