Colin Mc Rae Tribute

Up at five and really so keen,
To see the bond of man and machine

3 hours to drive to get to the start
We all have a laugh and so full of heart

We know it is early, the weather is damp
But we need to see cars come off the ramp

Then comes a whistle, the marshal says time
A car is now coming through forests of pine

Its howl is so frightening, like a banshee on heat
There is no escape, as we shuffle our feet

And suddenly now its why we are here
McRae over crest ofcourse in top gear!

Its been worth the wait, the weather, the toil,
To see the brave Scot here on home soil

But now there is silence, and its deafening too
Cos you and the wee man have bid us adieu.

So rest in peace Colin you and your lad
You gave us your best, John be proud of your dad.

The memories you left us are all just the best
You shone like a star, just simply the best.

Colin you're a mate and thats what we all thought
It made you our hero and that just can't be bought.

Now your in heaven with your boy and at rest
But you left us the true meaning of FLAT OVER CREST!

Don't bend down when Wenger's around
'cause you might get a willy up your Arse
He had the cheek to call us deer
then we found out that he was a Queer
He dillies, he dallies, he doesn't like the fannies
all he really wants is a big fat hairy Arse
So don't bend down when Wenger's around
'cause you might get a willy up your Arse

Knees up Arsene Wenger, Knees up Arsene Wenger
Under the table you must go, E eye E eye E eye O
But if he sees you bending, You will get a nasty shock
For down will come his trousers, And up will go his cock

You can stick your Sol Campbell up your Arse,
You can stick your Sol Campbell up your Arse,
You can stick your Sol Campbell,
You can stick your Sol Campbell,
Stick your Sol Campbell up your Arse singing we’ve got Ledley at the back
Singing we’ve got Ledley at the back,
Singing we’ve got Ledley,
We’ve got Ledley,
We’ve got Ledley at the back.

Sol Campbell is illegitimate
He ain't got no birth certificate
He's got aids and can't get rid of it
He's an Arsenal bastard

Fuck 'em all, Fuck 'em all, United, West Ham, Liverpool
Cos we are the Tottenham, And we are the best,
We are the Tottenham, So fuck all the rest


Hello, Hello, We are the Tottenham boys,
Hello, Hello, We are the Tottenham boys,
And if you are an Arsenal fan, Surrender or you'll die
Cos we will follow the Tottenham

I'm only a poor little Yiddo
I stand at the back of the Shelf
I go to the bar, to buy a lager
And only buy one for myself

Martin Jol is having a party,
Bring your vodka and yer Charlie

And number 1 is Robbie Keane,
And number 2 is Robbie Keane,
And number 3 is Robbie Keane,
And number 4 is Robbie Keane,
And number 5 is Robbie Keane,
And number 6 is Robbie Keane,
And number 7 is Robbie Keane,
And number 8 is Robbie Keane,
And number 9 is Robbie Keane,
And number 10 is Robbie Keane,
And number 11 is Robbie Keane,
And number 12 is Robbie Keane…..
We all dream of a team of Robbie Keane’s, a team of Robbie Keane’s, a team of Robbie Keane’s, We all dream of a team of Robbie Keane’s, a team of Robbie Keane’s, a team of Robbie Keane’s

Posh Spice is a slapper,
She wears a wonder bra,
and when she's shagging Beckham,
She thinks of Ginola

My old man said be an Arsenal fan,
I said "Fuck off, bollocks you're a cunt",
We took the North Bank in half a minute,
We took the Shed with the Chelsea in it,
We hammered the Hammers,
With carving knifes and spanners,
We taught the Millwall how to fight,
So I'll never be a Gunner,
Cos every cunts a runner,
That’s what I told my old man

We don’t need no drunken drivers,
No baggage stealers in our team,
No lying Judas or cocaine dealers
Wenger leave those kids alone
HEY WENGER,LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE,
all in all your just another prick from Arsenal

Things that make you go hmmmmmmm

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.


3. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?

4. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 6 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

5. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

6. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

7. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

8. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

9. If they are worried about terrorism on planes, and they use the black box to find out what happened in an accident, why not build the fucking plane out of that stuff?