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Eabha Murphy

Eabha Murphy
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  • Female, 28, Luv 152
  • from ballycotton by the sea!
  • Profile views: 8,859
  • Last active: 4/9/12
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    • Worst chat up lines...EVER!!

      The Worst Chat Up Lines Ever

      Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

      Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

      My Love for you is like diarrohea ... I can't hold it in.


      Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

      If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

      You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
      switch away.

      Man - Fat Penguin !
      Woman - WHAT?
      Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

      I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

      I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into
      this cheap motel room.

      Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

      If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the
      afternoon.

      0 Comments 329 weeks

    • Podge and Rodge-legends!!



      I'm as sick as a small hospital
      >
      > > I'm so hungry I'd eat a small child
      >
      > > She had a face on her like a well slapped a*se
      >
      > > Your' re as welcome as a f*rt in a spacesuit
      >
      > > My mouth's as dry as a nuns cr@ck
      >
      > > He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup
      >
      > > He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician
      >
      > > As funny as a burning orphanage
      >
      > > He's so camp, he shites tent pegs
      >
      > > I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes
      >
      > > I feel like a boiled sh1te (hungover)
      >
      > > (when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress
      >
      >
      > > She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn
      >
      > > As busy as the dalkey dole office
      >
      > > Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit
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      > > As tight as a nun's knickers
      >
      > > I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn
      >
      > > I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust
      of
      > > the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.
      >
      > > Up and down like a hoor's knickers
      >
      > > No show pony but would do for a ride around the house
      >
      > > Did your mother find out who your father is yet?
      >
      > > What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt
      >
      > > I left her with a face like a painters radio
      >
      > > A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard
      >
      > > Jaysus, she could breastfeed a crèche
      >
      > > As fit as a butcher's dog
      >
      >
      > > She ' s got more chins than a Chinese phone book
      >
      > > Not even the tide would take her out
      >
      > > Mother Teresa wouldn 't kiss her
      >
      > > Daz wouldn't shift her
      >
      > > Des Kelly wouldn't lay her
      >
      > > A sniper wouldn't take her out
      >
      > > Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle
      >
      > > If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one
      >
      > > She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked p*ss off a
      >nettle
      >
      > > She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede
      >
      > > She had a fanny like a badly packed kebab
      >
      > > If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the
      wall
      >
      > > Give her a boot in the hole and a bucket of mickeys would fall out
      of
      >her f@nny

      0 Comments 347 weeks

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    • Annie Mac
      Annie Mac

      hey im deleting my bebo acccount, if you still want to hook up......add me on myspace - http://goo.gl/AvKgp

      11/20/10
    • Eimear Seoighe
      Eimear Seoighe

      OMG... this girl is topless on her msn cam. Shes trying to set a record for most msn cam views.... hit her up on XiomaraHarrounmypea@hotmail.com, its her msn messenger name

      10/28/10
    • Eimear Seoighe
      Eimear Seoighe

      I made $116 in a day browsing the internet! Heres how - http://bit.ly/aSxqfU You owe me one!

      10/25/10
    • luv Aoife O'Flaherty

      Hey!!!! Heading out for my birthday on the 31st if you're around!!! The big 2 0!!! Can't believe it!!!!:L :L :L :L

      1/17/09
    • Norma Stone
      luv Norma Stone

      Hey chicken! Sounds like you dnt get two minutes to scratch! As long as you're enjoying it! Hope all is well with you honey! I'm at work, jan is so so quiet! I hate havin nothin to do! I'm prayin for a bus load of tourists to bombard me for eyebrow waxin ha ha :L take care doll, x x

      1/17/09 via Mobile
    • Kev Dorgan

      i was in cuh dere recently mrs murphy said id drop ure name see if i got seen 2 quicker!i was shocked nd appauled when i was told dey didnt no ny doctor 4rm balllycotton!!!ah na only messin!i didnt drop ure name at all,wud ave been 2 easy 2 destroy u!!!im not happy wit ure a+e service dough!u better ave a word wit the boss!was waitin ages!shud ave got da patrol car 2 dropme in!!hope alls good nyway nd u had a gud xmas!were u workin 4 it!?can u rite morphine perscriptions!!!haha messin!!take it easy!

      12/29/08
    • luv Aoife O'Flaherty

      Sorry I haven't gotten back to you sooner...Have been just so so busy!!!! Super disorganised this year......Never thought i'd say it but actually sick of shopping and dread the fact that i'm still not totally finished...... Had a ball sat night.....What i can remember of it anyways....:L :L :L Julies house is pretty clear, down town.not so much!!!:L :L

      12/23/08
    • Brian Finnegan
      luv Brian Finnegan

      Sees your online! Nollaig Shona! Hope you've a gud1....

      12/18/08
    • luv Aoife O'Flaherty

      Hey!!!! How are things with you??? Haven't been talking to you in ages!!!!!!!! Was just passing time on this thing so said i'd leave a comment and some pre christmas love!!!!!

      12/15/08
    • Maeve O' Neill
      Maeve O' Neill

      Psychin urself up 4 d xmas swim oui oui?!?!?:D :L :D :L xXx

      12/3/08
    • Lora Perkins

      :0) howdy how are you doing cutie, i was just thinking of you and wanted to get on cam and all, hit me up on msn my names mckinneyahmjw@hotmail.com xoxo bye xoxo

      11/9/08 via Mobile
    • Laura McLeod

      Hiya smurf!!! Miss ya mad!!!!! Hope your goin well up the country, niamh is keepin us updated!!!!!! Dr Murphy to the ER!!!!! STAT!!!!! :) :L :D

      10/29/08
    • Jenny C
      luv Jenny C

      Dude it's about to become alot less empty..counting down the days. What's with the 730am arrival though?? Are you trying to torment me?? Bring yer winter woolies. It.Is.Freezing!! Can't wait xxx

      10/21/08
    • Norma Stone
      Norma Stone

      Hi honey! No prob about the party! Was a gr8 nite tho! Was lang a rang a tang! Ha ha! How'r you chick? Any news! How's work?

      10/2/08 via Mobile
    • Sinead Swayne
      Sinead Swayne

      well chicks whtas the craic?

      10/1/08
    • Claire
      Claire

      Thanks for your kind hospitality. Sorry for running out the morning after. Must have made ya feel cheap and used. :P How was work today?

      9/18/08