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Matticus
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- I am Down for Whatever
- Member since: June 2006
- Last active: 3/4/10
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how to shower like a man
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair.
Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Wee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because the curtain was hanging out of the bath the whole time.
Admire willy size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor,light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
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15 GREAT THINGS BOUT BEIN NORN IRISH
1.There is community spirit behind sectarianism on both sides
2.We beat england 1-0 and made a song about it
3.We have 5 seasons; as well as autumn,spring,summer and winter we have the riot season (also known as the marching season)
4.We have more terrorist organisations than the middle east
5.The home of harp; the pint we call our own
6.We are so good the english ripped off the look we call a steak and called it chav.
7.The home of the petrol bomb
8.The average time you will have your wallet in the centre of belfast is about 35 seconds
9. The only place where you will have your car stolen and the theives will try to sell it back to you.
10. We enjoy a challenge eg. if you lock your house up we will rob it but if you go out and leave your front door and windows open we will not touch a thing, cuz its no fuckin fun!
11. The only country where people will fight over rangers and celtic and not know any players in the teams
12.The riot squad are that good that they train the english police riot squads
13. The average teenager can make at least 3 diffrent types of explosive
14. The average pregnancey age is 13.5
15. The only country germany are afraid of lol
0 Comments 300 weeks
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Hey stranger
hows u? U upto much ova halloween? X x
Yea im gud fnx same jus at tech n all durin da wk den livin it up at da w.e ya no how it goes matty lol xox
well matty lng tym no c hows ya bn? xOx---BMB---xOx
ere u long time! how r ye? new years aye?! wb xoxo
u, me n lauren lunch on friday then mattaayy?!xxxx
you know yourself
wha fuckin bout yeee
wee lung? wee bong? wee score for the weekend? i woodnt mind
Yeh Halloween Was Good
How Was Urs??? U Get Up 2 Much??? I'll Text Ya Later Or Something xx
Awk heya! hwz u? yep it waz gud! urs? y wer u nt bac 2day? xxxx
alryt m8, u get up 2 nyfin last nyt den? u duin nyfink da nyt? bmb bbz x
Hey Stranger
What U Been Up 2??? xx
hiya
awk mate!love ya like!! xx p/s planetariom?!