1.Whats your name?
2.Are we close?
3.What do you think of me?
4.Do you have a crush on me?
5.Would you kiss me?
6.Would you fuk me?
7.Describe me in 3 words?
8.If you had me for 30 minutes wat would you do?
9.What was your first impression of me?
10.Do u still think the same?
11.What reminds you of me?
12.If you could give me anything wat would it be?
13.How well do you no me?
14.What do you like best bout me?
15.Ever wanted 2 tell me something you counldnt?
16.Could you ever love me?
17.Give me a nickname and y?
18.R u gona put this on your blog and see wat i say bout u?

A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish.

They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.



St. Peter asks the first girl, "Gloria, have you ever had contact

with a penis?"



She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched one with the tip

of my finger . . ."



St. Peter says, "Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water

and pass through the gates."



St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Catherine, have you

ever had contact with a penis?"



The girl is a little reluctant, but replies, "Well once I fondled

and stroked one."



St. Peter says, "OK. Dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass

through the gates



All of the sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls.

One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches

the

front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?"



The girl replies, "Well, if I'm going to have to gargle that Holy

Water, I want to do it before Stephanie sticks her ass in it