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Gemz

You're so cute, i wana roll u up in a ball and put u in my v*%#a!! lol!!

4/21/09 | me too! | Reply

Gemz
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  • Female, 26, Luv 81
  • from Liverpool / Portadown
  • I am Single
  • Member since: June 2006
  • Last active: 4/19/10
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DONT SAY YOU LOVE ME UNLESS U REALLY MEAN IT, CUZ I MIGHT DO SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE BELIEVE IT
Me, Myself, and I
<-------------- OMG look at me with natural lookin hair!! lol! Think i'm finally tryin to b a bit normal...... wonder how long dat will last!?

Well those of you who kno me, kno i'm a bit crazy and i'm just letting you kno things aren't about 2change!! mwwwhaha! So grab your dancin shoes and get ready for a bumpy ride!
My luvs.......
Bad jokes that really make you laugh but shudnt, 'You know what i'm talkin about' Rebeling as alway's makes you feel great, Pretending that u've been workin hard all week when really your lucky to be outta bed at all, Irresponsible drinkin that leads to propin up a wall as the fear to walk is worse than look on people's faces, Decidin that u are the best singer in the world after a night out and to receive reality from the next door neighbours, Feelin great as my new hair seemed to spark a trend makes me feel special inside (wohoo), The fabulous new Primark in liverpool- it really gives u everything so don't need to shop anywhere else.
The pain i've endured... Grr
Decidin that witout alcohol those shoes i luv WILL NOT hurt me, Incurring the usual blonde moments of not lifting my feet and trippin every step, Havin to listen to my m8 talk on about her hair crisis which is realitively hilarious to look at, Discoverin that my new fav shirt is literally blindin people in the streets as should hav took into consideration it's 80's based, Givin up most food after readin 'Skinny Bitch' and feelin physically sick at some food, Tryin out a more energic lifestyle wen really i'm jus killin myself as i'm always recked, Discovering that our halls has mice and rats so now i get to hear them before i go to sleep, Non residence battering you door drunk in the middle of the mornin lukin sum1 who doesn't wanna talk to them, Smoke engulfin our flat after i quit so it can tempt me bac in, My window not closin properly so i still have the same cold i did 2wks ago.
Lookin forward 2:
The end of lent! As my mate's quit drinkn and i need 2get da old her out and abt again!! Hate bein da drunk 1 4a change!! Grrr!!!!
Funniest jokes i've heard so far...
*If you ran 1, 000, 000 miles to see the boy of your dreams, what would you say when you got there?

Wow, you looked a lot hotter from a distance!

*Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers?

No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

*I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
My final thought:
Worst nite ever on fri da 13th!! Had to spend over 6 hours in hospital wit a mate! Now i def believe in bad luck! Next time i tihnk i'll stay at home as can't really do 2much damage there!"
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      A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

      Another good weight reducing exercise consists in placing both hands against the table edge and pushing back. -Robert Quillen

      Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork. -English Proverb

      Eat to live, do not live to eat. -William Penn, 1693

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      I'm a light eater. When it gets light, I start eating.--Tommy John

      I'm allergic to food. Every time I eat it breaks out into fat.--Jennifer Greene Duncan

      I'm in shape. Round is a shape... isn't it?

      I'm not overweight, I'm undertall.

      I'm on a 90-day wonder diet. Thus far, I've lost 45 days.

      I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

      Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
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      It's not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it's the seconds.

      A diet is when you have to go to some length to change your width.

      I have a weight problem (I can't wait to start eating!!!)

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      I get my exercise running to the refrigerator.

      I thought tuna was something to hold the mayonaise together.

      Seven days without chocolate makes one weak.

      First you consume chocolate, then chocolate consumes you.

      I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

      Some people are afraid of heights.I'm afraid of widths.

      You know you are dieting when postage stamps taste good.

      'Stressed' is 'Desserts' spelled backwards

      Relish today. Catchup tomorrow.

      Diet: Two people dying together.--AML

      Note that if you take the T away from the word diet, it spells die.

      "Food will kill me... But not if I kill it first!"*

      The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.*

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    • The Top Ten Signs That You're Being Stalked By A Leprechaun

      Generic-looking green van parked across the street with Notre Dame bumper sticker.

      Every time you turn around the pitter-pattering stops and that green fire hydrant seems to have gotten a little closer.

      Green lipstick marks on the butt of your Dockers.

      You're being followed by a large woman with a sultry voice and a dying career. (Oops! That's a sign you're being stalked by Chaka Khan.)

      You don't recall owning an anatomically correct lawn gnome.

      Card delivered with the bouquet of 4-leaf clovers reads, "I bet you're magically delicious!"

      When you come home from work, the potatoes are missing from the cupboard and your parrot is singing "Danny Boy."

      Prank caller has a really corny Irish accent, and Richard Gere has an airtight alibi.

      Those tiny green hairs on your toilet seat.

      Sultry voice from shower soap dish asks, "Is that your shillelagh, or are you just happy to see me?"

      Pink hearts, yellow moons, blue diamonds scratched on your car at knee-level, and Ross Perot is nowhere to be found.

      Them little green pellets in the litter box ain't M&M's, Chester.

      Every day this week you've noticed the same buckle shoes dangling just above the floor in the stall next to you.

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    • Shalonda Androlewicz

      You have to check this out http://alturl.com/2tttz

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    • Sarah Lou
      luv Sarah Lou

      oh yea i forgot abt tht one lol...thnx for bringn THAT up! haha well mel n me were tlkn abt it on fri nyt and its gna be sometime btween 15th and 25th jan but ill keep u posted! x

      12/14/09
    • Sarah Lou
      luv Sarah Lou

      oh aye absolutely ... im still in da process of lookin for a job, its not goin well...still a bum lol altho cnt do nethng abt it ryt now im confined to my bed.. i badly sprained my ankle wen i was out wif mel n talia on fri nyt ...fell down the stairs in a nyt club haha...bet ur shocked ryt? llf xx

      11/23/09
    • Sarah Lou
      Sarah Lou

      hey long story abt da pool but im not going back didnt get enuf credits fs so im hme looking for a job which is going fabulously! lol! not reali lik im still lookin there must be something about the way i look ppl take one look at me and go...nah! lol! tld sara i was thinkn about going over after xmas for a long weekend but hve to see what money i have by then so neway wat u been up to? x

      10/8/09
    • Sara Horsfall
      luv Sara Horsfall

      wahoo not long to go hehe can't wait! xx

      5/14/09
    • Carrie Jameson
      Carrie Jameson

      well chick hws u?? i need talk 2ya bout some stuff xx

      4/22/09
    • Pete Montgomery
      Pete Montgomery

      hey lol, aye i'll be there. combination of reopening and a date :) Good to hear you'll be there. Hows you been this week?

      4/21/09
    • Sara Horsfall
      luv Sara Horsfall

      yey! OMG i can't wait!!! am so excited. Any bars u partic wanna go to? the K of course (I kno that 1). Bet u can't wait to rock ur socks off! xx

      4/14/09
    • Planters
      Planters

      Hey there Gemz Friday 24th April Coming to Planters N-TRANCE Live in the house!!! Plus the Clubland dancers!! Doors open 9pm Tickets £7.50 or £10 on the night ROAR Gemz keep your eye on our page for more details!

      4/8/09
    • Sara Horsfall
      luv Sara Horsfall

      yep yep, she is staying for it, i can't wait hehe, make sure ur well prepared! its guna b my twenteenth!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xxx

      4/2/09
    • luv Carolyn Mckinney

      He is a cutie just like his mummy, Jai dat is not James lol. So speaking of favours I got one to ask him 2 lol, Gotta show u the boots dat i just gotta have outta m&m I want dem me does lol

      4/2/09
    • Pete Montgomery
      luv Pete Montgomery

      GEMMA! hows you? Figured out what you're for this weekend? Will i have my drinking buddy at bennetts on either fri or sat? Can't wait to see ya again you hobo lol Love ya really ;)

      4/2/09
    • Carrie Jameson
      Carrie Jameson

      not sure yet chick wot im 4 doin bt ill give u wee yxy or somethin and ill let ya no wots happin!! im sure ull get nicer clothes ova dere anyway lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  xxxxxxx

      4/1/09
    • Carrie Jameson
      Carrie Jameson

      well chick did ya get dat dress from primark den?? it was lethal lukin!!! u doin anythin dis wkend??? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      4/1/09
    • luv Carolyn Mckinney

      Hey hey hey :) Wat d craic ma dear! Have a book for u 2 look through so spend spend spend hahaha! I'm as bad buying stuff 4 Jai as well as tia now ot of the book. Jai a lovely shower mat to lie on when he in bath lol. U've still to tell me who u reackon he looks lik? everyone used to say james now they starting to say me, bless him lol x

      3/30/09
    • Sara Horsfall
      luv Sara Horsfall

      haha have been excited since february lol, need to calm down a lil' bit. Think there may b room at ours, if not we'll make room xxx

      3/30/09
    • Glen Traynor
      Glen Traynor

      mmmmm nah im ok lol, thanks!! yeah little tired u working today?or ya drinking?

      3/29/09
    • Sara Horsfall
      luv Sara Horsfall

      hey hun, u coming bak over liverpool for my birthday, theres a big nite out on the 6th june yey!!!! xxxxxxxxxx

      3/13/09
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