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Me, Myself, and I
*won't be using bebo much for a while...*

» j o a n n e
is a christian in year 11
born on 23/3/92
who goes to james ruse
and wishes she was tall


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For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord. (Romans 8:38)
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  • God's Promise :)

    God didn't promise
    days without pain,
    laughter without sorrow
    or sun without rain.

    But God did promise
    strength for the day,
    comfort for the tears,
    and a light for the way.

    And for all who believe
    in His kingdom above,
    He answers their faith
    with everlasting love.

    0 Comments 267 weeks

  • kids are quick! :P

    TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
    MARIA: Here it is.
    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
    CLASS: Maria.
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    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
    JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
    __________________________________
     ________
    TEACHER: Gabe, how do you spell "crocodile?"
    GABE: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
    GABE: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
    __________________________________
     __________

    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?
    DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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    TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
    WINNIE: Me!
    __________________________________
     ________

    TEACHER: George, why do you always get so dirty?
    GEORGE: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
    __________________________________
     _____

    TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
    MILLIE: I is...
    TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
    MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie,
    do you know why his father didn't punish him?
    LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
    __________________________________
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    TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers
    before eating?
    SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
    ______________________________

    TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
    CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
    __________________________________
     _

    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
    HAROLD: A teacher

    4 Comments 316 weeks

  • im bored

    If you go over 45, you're a bad influence.

    1. smoked
    2. consumed alcohol
    3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
    4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
    5. kissed someone of the same sex
    6. had sex
    7. had someone in your room other than family
    8. watched porn
    9. bought porn
    10. done drugs
    TOTAL: 3

    1. taken painkillers
    2. taken someone else's prescription medicine
    3. lied to your parents
    4. lied to a friend
    5. snuck out of the house
    6. done something illegal
    7. cut yourself
    8. hurt someone
    9. wished someone to die
    10. seen someone die
    TOTAL: 3

    1. missed curfew
    2. stayed out all night
    3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
    4. been to a therapist
    5. been to rehab
    6. dyed your hair
    7. received a ticket
    8. been in an accident
    9. been to a club
    10. been to a bar
    T0TAL: 1

    1. been to a wild party
    2. seen the Mardi Gras
    3. drank more than four beers in a night
    4. had a spring break in Florida
    5. sniffed anything
    6. wore black nail polish
    7. wore arm band
    8. wore t-shirts with band names
    9. listen to rap
    10. own a 50 Cent CD
    TOTAL: 0

    1. dressed gothic
    2. dressed prep
    3. dressed punk
    4. dressed grunge
    5. stole something
    6. been too drunk to remember anything
    7. blacked out
    8. fainted
    9. had a crush on your neighbor
    10. had someone sneak into your room
    TOTAL: 1

    1. snuck into someone else's room
    2. had a crush on your best friend
    3. been to a concert
    4. dry-humped someone
    5. been called a slut
    6. called someone a slut
    7. installed speakers in your car
    8. broken a mirror
    9. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
    10. brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
    TOTAL: 1

    1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
    2. seen an R-rated movie in theater
    3. cruised the mall
    4. skipped school
    5. had surgery
    6. had an injury
    7. gone to court
    8. walked out of a restaraunt without paying
    9. caught something on fire
    10. lied about your age
    TOTAL: 1

    1. owned an apartment
    2. broke the law in the police's presence
    3. cheated with someone
    4. got in trouble with the police
    5. talked to a stranger
    6. hugged a stranger
    7. kissed a stranger
    8. rode in the car with a stranger
    9. been harrassed
    10. been verbally harrassed
    TOTAL: 1

    1. met face-to-face with someone you met online
    2. stayed online for 12 hours straight
    3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
    4. watched TV for 12 hours straight
    5. been to a fair
    6. been called a bad influence
    7. drink and drive
    8. prank-called someone
    9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
    10. cheated on a test
    TOTAL: 5

    1. cheated on homework
    2. held hands with someone of the same sex
    3. been pushed into a pool
    4. played pool
    5. watched 5 hours of MTV straight
    6. had a crush on someone 5 years older than you
    7. had a crush on someone younger than you
    8. worn eyeliner
    9. skinny-dipped
    10. laughed at a retarded person in a wheelchair
    TOTAL: 5

    21 :D im a good influence

    5 Comments 326 weeks

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    Joannnee can't believe you only stayed for 5 mins today =( But good luck for your exams!!!!!!!!!!! You'll do well since you study so hardd all the time! =)

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    Yeah, actually I've receievd spam mails on bebo too, haha! Do you still go to Matrix? I just finished my Chemistry holiday course, haha! It was soo tiring! =( Hope to catch up soon! =)

    4/18/09
  • Crystal Woo
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    Joanneee haven't seen you for such a long time! How are your holidays??

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    HAHAHA, brandy coble mmmmm :P yeh im pretty ok, doing 4u eng, 2u maths, chem mod, and va! you? yearlies was a laugh, im getting them back atm dreading maths! 15 bloody hours at matrix?!?! what do they teach u? hardcore maths-er thou art hows ruse? and your chicken farm? :P ily, ♥a.dora.ble

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  • Crystal Woo
    Crystal Woo

    Sigh... I can't believe our holidays are over soon :( My holidays are eaten up by tutoringgg >< So sadd.. How was Physics @ Matrix?? Is it getting more interesting? I heard it was quite easy, haha! Are you going to the open day?

    10/10/08
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    hey joanne! Good to see you on wednesday too :) are you still going to Matrix???? I have matrix holiday course for a whole week :( 3 hours of chem everyday..! argh! >:( hope to talk toyou soon :)

    9/30/08
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    woohhooo I finished all my exams :D and I'm going back to school on tuesday~ Long weekend :D :D so happyyy! I think I didn't do that well this time though, compared to last year's exams... but whatever they're over :D so how did you go in ur exams? have you gotthem back yet?

    9/18/08
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    Hi Joanne :) wow, your exams are really less stressful! I wish mine were like that too! But we didn't have half yearlys like you! I still have 3 more exams to go!! I'm pretty sure I failed 3U maths, haha! omgosh.. how am I going to do 4u next year =_= are you doing 4U??

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