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John Kelso-Mason

The Irony of it all

9/13/08 | me too! | Reply

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The Other Half Of Me


almost 2 now, July 7th i think was the date :)

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  • My Top 10 Movies (Updated)

    1)Mamma Mia! The Movie

    2) Johnny English

    3) Serial Mom

    4) Shrek 2

    5)The Wars Of The Roses

    6) Sex And The City

    7) The First Wives Club

    8) C.R.A.Z.Y

    9) Monster In Law

    10) Star Wars VI-The Return Of The Jedi

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    Other Names:
    Siobhan: Betty, Big Boobs Betty, Shrub, Shrubette, Shurbelina, Shurb(my common spelling mistake), Bitch #1...
    Ruth: FKJ(oh i think u remember this one ruth), Boring, Farmerette, Little Lumps Louise...
    Stacey: Stax, Stax Averilly, Stace, Saggy Sacks Stacey...
    Christine: X, Xtine, Cupcakes Christine, Little Lady, O'Gogarty...
    Nic: Nicky, Dickless, Sir Nicholas, NCS, G-Stringer, Charlie...
    Chris: Chris

    If We Were In 'Keeping Up Appearances':
    Me: Hyacinth Bucket
    Ruth: Richard
    Siobhan: Rose
    Christine: Elizabeth
    Chris: Emmett
    Stacey: Onslow
    Nic: The Vicar
    Conor: 'Daddy'

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  • My Frends...In Detail...

    SIOBHAN: ahh my partner in bitching, we cher many dislikes (the plastics, the oil tankers, licking people ;) ) but she is a great person to talk to, very understanding, always has time for me even when ive been a right cunt and it takes a lot for her to get angry with me, which God knows i push to the limit all the time, so thanks for being there for me, it really means loads
    RUTH: ahh one of my longest running frends, she has stuck by me through possibly the most of my 'episodes' and were still strong as ever which im glad to say, she is very witty and funny when shes not tired or unwell, she is also a good listener, not such a good talker, but i make up for that :)
    STACEY: to quote tina turner ''Your simply the best'', which i really do mean, she has stuck by me no matter how much shit ive thrown at her, which i thank her for greatly, she puts herself down so much but she really is a great frend and a great person to talk to if u have somethin troubling u :)
    CHRISTINE: the sweetest of all my frends, she rarely has a bad word to say about anyone and even if she does its not even that bad which is a welcome change, she is also a very good listener and doesnt judge people harshly which is good for me :P ...she is very understanding and caring which also helps :)
    CHRIS: hmm he provides many a humerous moment, he can be very witty too when he isnt plagarising ideas from others, and apparently his hands wander when driving according to stacey of the averill
    NIC: hmm things went polar for a while, but im glad its all better now, he has a ferocious wit and is very talented in the humour stakes too, a true match for me in a world where all i have is bitches :)
    CATHERINA: ahh now we move into the realms of the 'never-shut-up-able', she may not vever be silence but i wudnt have it any other way, she is amazing, one of the nicest people ive ever met, never a bad word to say and always gets my jokes, a real diamond if i do say so myself
    RACHEL: i felt i shud tack her on her too due to the great fun and joy she has brought to many a chemistry lesson when the drivel of jimmy gets too much she always has a nice (bitchy) comment to brighten up the day, thank you to rachel for that :)

    KEVIN: the most generous madonna fan ive ever met, hes given me so much music, i wont have a bad word said against him, he is very funny too and can have many a good (and fun) argument/debate with him, its rather theraputic
    MATT: ahh the bitchiest of all the madonna fans ive met, wud i have it any other way?...he also shares many more of my tastes in music and is very good for chattin bout really anything, cos he lets me talk about myself for hours, just how i like it :)

    basically i love u all and u all brighten my life in different and varied ways :)

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