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WARNING! the cosumption of alcohol.... 344 weeks ago
 
WARNING! the cosumption of alcohol....

WARNING! the cosumption of alcohol....
?may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
?is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.
?may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN !!!
?may cause you to thay shings like thish.
?may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
?may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
?may make your think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
?may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
?may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).
?is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
?may lead you to believe you are invisible.
?may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
?may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear

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