Stephanie Mitchell <steph_mitchell7>

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What girls are like when their drunk :) 358 weeks ago
 
what girls are like when their drunk

WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.

2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while screaming "WOO-HOO" is truly the sexiest dance mover ever.

3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it too.

4. In our last trip to the pee, we realise that we now looke more like a homeless hooker than the goddess just four hours ago.

5.We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them soooo much.

6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song play's because "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.

8. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just coke, but that's just because we can no longer taste the vodka.

9. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or mop?)

10. We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when we sit on it.

11. We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that we're having problems walking straight.

 posted by Stephanie Mitchell 

2 Comments:

Hats x said...9/18/06
 
it's so true...i really do that taking my shoes off thing...xxx
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Kate Langtry said...10/3/06
 
hahahahah thats brilliant, and the OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SONG is soooooo fucking true! xxx
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