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tale of robin hood310 weeks ago
 
You?ve heard the tail of robin hood,
And how he did the poor people good,
But there?s more of this famous story,
Of shearwood forest?s pride and glory.

At night when all the theiving had been done,
Robin and his marry men would have some fun,
In fact it would be fair to say,
The merry men were rather gay!

As little john starts to unwind, robin takes him from behind,
As they tumble in the grass, robin rams him up the arse.

One night when they were all at play, a gorgeous maiden came there way,
She stumbled up to friar tuck and said ?I?m marion , wanna fuck??

The friar could?nt believe his ears,
?She?s offering sex to us old queers!?
While he recovered from the shock,
Robin presented her with his cock.

The three old men all had a bash,
As marions clothes were off in a flash,
For marion this was sheer bliss as they forfilled her every wish.

When all was done, she gave a whine ?thank u boys for a lovely time!
But for your pleasure you must pay,
I?ve got thrush so have a nice day!?

?Now listen here? said friar tuck,
?We don?t really give a fuck,
The laughs on you, you silly cow,
We?ve all got aids! So who?s fucked now??
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