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I cant think of a better title for this than "blog"284 weeks ago
 

1. Full Name: Alice Victoria Campion
2. Nicknames: Oh Alice Ali Al Alloi variations on alice noblice shitlice oh and "Oi arse wank" is a popular one
3. Birthday: 21st of october
4. Place of Birth: Worcester hospital
5. Zodiac Sign: Libra damn you indescisiveness
6. Male or Female: Yes
7. Grade: year 11
8. School: Mary webbollocks
9. Occupation: the answer to that is obviously yes
10. Residence: pontypandy pontesbury
11. MSN Screen Name: A stubborn heart remains unchanged

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: mouse flesh
13. Hair Length: long i measured it the other day its about 12 inches and about 5 cm wide, oh you said hair, i thought it said cock
14. Eye color: blue, although u can hardly see them
15. Skin colour: Mouse flesh
16. Height: you can probably see me from where your sitting
17. Braces?: no
18. Glasses?: no
19. Piercings: no
20. Tattoos: no but maybe in the future
21. Righty or Lefty: yes

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: this pidgeon called redge
23. First Award: Welly wanging i came first
24. First Sport: welly wanging
25. First pet: This hamster who was hairy called alex
26. First Real Holiday: Scotland probably, it is wicked up there
27. First Concert: this folk band called tangle foot, me my sis and parentage went and we got there autographs, they were ace.
28. First Love: oh its got to be jim carrey, when i saw him on the mask i fell in love with him. maybe thats why i like the colour green so much.

___ Favourites___

29. Movie: 28 weeks later...eugh actually 28 days later is pretty cool
30. TV programme: Friends and the IT crowd
31. Colour: Blue
32. Rapper: Snoop dogg, he was on just shoot me.
33. Band: The Foo Fighters
34. Song Right Now: Generator by the foos i think it always will be, that everlong or times like these
35. Friends: i love them, the tv programme that is. real friends? there alright really, except yousef.
36. Sweet: thanks
37. Sport: welly wanging.
38. Restuarant: Dragon king
40. Store: dixons anywhere they sell colanders
41. School Subject: mc fart, thats art.
42. Animal: horses and lizards
43. Book: How to train your dragon by cressida cowell, i apply it to real life
44. Magazine: Kerrang when theres a gd artist in it or rock sound which i just stumbled across tother day
45. Shoes: i only wear cats

___Currently___

46. Feeling: alrite thanks u?
47. Single or Taken?: yes
48. Have a crush: thanks
49. Eating: a small cube of tofu
50. Drinking: water, yes im dull
51. Typing: FANNY HAIR
52. Online?: yes
53. Listening To: my sisters singing and it sounds like little tiny drills are destroying my eardrums
54. Thinking About: how my sisters fart is burning my nostrils out
55. Wanting To: get some air freshener
56. Watching: fart particles travelling into my nostrils i cant stop them its horrible
57. Wearing: that wig you got me i look like john cleese

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: maybe
59. Want to be Married?: yes
60. Careers in Mind: music/ design/ prostitution
61. Where do you want to live: echidna
62. Car: i'll drive a cat. we had this conversation on the bench, i ended up with my first car being a tractor

_Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: Dark
64. Hair length: long or short i dont mind
65. Eye color: i dont mind, as long as they have eyes
66. Measurements: in what department? penis wise average, height wise taller than me
67. Cute or Sexy: yes
68. Lips or Eyes: yes
69. Hugs or Kisses: yes
70. Short or Tall: tall i mean yes
71. Easygoing or serious: yes
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: yes
73. Age?: 80 i like them ripe
74. Sensitive or Loud: yes
75. Hook-up or Relationship: oh definatley
76. Sweet or Caring: yes
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant: i agree

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: no
79. Had Alcohol: yes
80. Smoked: no
81. Ran Away From Home: yeh but we came home when we got hungry and ate lion bars
82. Broken a bone: no
83. Got an X-ray: yes
84. Been with someone: have u been with someone you dirty minx?
85. Broken Someones Heart: probably not
86. Broke Up With Someone: i broke this plate with someone once does that count?
87. Cried When Someone Died: yes i think i may have
88. Cried At School: yeh a ball hit me in the face! it had alot of velocity and was very heavy

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: crikey, bit deep for bebo no i dont
90. Miracles: yes
91. Love At First sight: umm yeh i think u think u get love at first sight that makes sense its lust at first sight apparently
92. Ghosts: have u never seen most haunted? its all real not staged
93. Aliens: i think its ignorant to think were the only people in the universe
94. Soul Mates: i believe in people being similar and getting on but i think u choose your own soulmate
95. Heaven: i think u make your own heaven after you die not nessecarily with god but with your family and friends and that.
96. Hell: see above
97. Angels: yes
98. Kissing on The First Date: depends how it went.
99. Horoscopes: yeh there just a bit of fun really.

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have?: 2 words Dave, Grohl
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Sef said...2/13/08
 
im so glad your alive
but more glad that amy went to all that trouble leaving those comments^^^^^
haha fucklice
luv oo!
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