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10 commandments of a teenager 374 weeks ago

1)thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait THAT LONG?)

2)thou shall not do drugs (4get about this one, its not important)

3)thou shall not steal from supervalue.(Tescos has a bigger selection)

4)thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (destruction has
a bigger effect)

5)thou shall not steal from thy parents. (every-1 knows granny has more money)

6)thou shall not get in fights.(just start them)

7)thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)

8) thou shall not strip in class. (hooters pays more)

9)thou shall not think about having sex.(as nike sayz-- just do it)

10)thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.(just leave them in the middle
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