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|The founders: History of this MAgical World:||266 weeks ago|
|(FREJA ..frey.frey..Xx was walking along as usual when she saw a CDW she picked it up, it was full, creamy, slimy. Out of disgust she threw it at xLott*is*Hott! Xx Now they both had slimy stuff on them so they decided to take a bath full of vodka. Frey frey slipped under the surface bcoz she wz cuverd in slime, so she was slippy and drunk and so did Lot is Hot, they wer drowning!|
SUDDENLY they felt a sucking sensation as dey wer sucd down da plug hole... (PLZ CONTINUE LOTY!)
the plug hole was full of creamy slimy stuff and vodka. ..frey.frey..Xx's Big fat humassive arse was poking out and was scraping down the plug hole so By this tyme there was creamy, slimy stuff and vodka and browny/yellowy poo. xlott*is.Hott! Xx and ..frey.frey..Xx were chokeing on this disgusting mixture. when all of a sudden x.MilliDaMonkey.X came out of no where and shouted 'Will u suk my nip?
(WILL U CONTINUE FREJA..)
SUDDENLY James..Arsefuckervirginmanboy... jumped up n sed 'OMFG! How VERY DARE U! I AM A Virgin MUVA Mary well secretly lyks little bois!' and threw himself of a cliff playing wiv his own mangina. milli da monkey luked at freyfrey n lot is hot n sed 'cum wiv me to a jurny thru tym n space!' Lot is hot luked at freyfrey n sed 'we myt find a magical world if we go wiv her! freyfrey luked @ lot is hot n sed 'ure jst jelous of my lush butt, u smell lyk nob cheez, yes lets go' so dey dd go n loty dd smell of nob cheez...
(MILLI CONTINUE PLEASE DARLINK)
Milli the monkey sed repeat after me * Hobnob granny nickers lick ya dadi's porno stickers! soo All 3 shouted shouted the kinki riddle 3 times! Al ov a sudden trois clumps Ov CUM flumped down on 2 da trio! dat instant dey wur transported 2 da land ov CUM-U-LESS were no1 was aloud 2............................CUM!!!! also known as thrumping/pumping/fisting/fingering/wan
king/thrusting/licking/and many more dat may tickle ur fanciii...
freyfrey and Lott is Hott screamed in happiness...Cumulus land wz lyk finding the holy grail for them! They grinned as they wached the fountains of slime and der hearts filled wiv glee as dey wached a cute baby chiuawa humping a lampost, milli the monkey turned 2 dem n sed......
(CONTINUE PLEEEEZ ON PA 212 LOTTIE)
'What on earth do you think yor doin!' & started spanking the baby chiowa and grabbed onto the lampost. As she spanked the doggy...her fist frew bigger & bigger as she got more turned on! Suddenly the baby chiwawa...
(PLEAZ CARRY ON FREJA)
Turned into JESUS! Jesus turned to milli the monkey, freyfrey, Lott is Hott and said... 'I thank thee 4 releasing me 4rm my doggy form, for your wonderful gesture of hornay hand i shall grant ye powers. You millie da money is now nown as Connie & ur power is held within ur almitey fist of KFC. You freyfrey is now nown as Dommie, ur power lies within ur very arse, such a sweet butt 2. Nd u Lott is Hott is now nown as Wrap nd ur power lies within ur shortness, I salute u Grandma. U shall all rule this magical world and-SUDDENLY Jesus sied becoz dey killed him by...
(CARRY ON MILLIE)
Sticking a crusafix up his bum!!!
'Yeh shut ur pie hole bubble butt!' said millie da monkey 2 da recently deceased Jesus Christ. Lott is Hott yanked the pooey crusafix from his rectum & said... 'Hmmm, better keep this for the future...Hehe!' & carefully placed it between freyfrey's humungous buttock cheeks-which had turned into a storage department. 'Still warm!' Smiled freyfrey.
The trio plodded on, not quite sure why they did, but still they carried on. Day turned in2 night and they decided to set up camp under a giant turd. During the night they were rudely awakened by a hungry bum raping chicken. millie da monkey jumped infront of freyfrey, shielding her, whilst Lott is Hott whipped up a few cups of Hot choccy.
'You will not take her alive! Take us instead!' cried millie da monkey, but seeming as da chicken did not understand english it did not know what she was on about and carried on slowly walking towards freyfrey wiv an odd look in his eyes! Lott is Hott jumped out with Hot chocolate and shouted 'Here! take that muvafuka!' The chicken squaked in yumminess. freyfrey quickly whipped out the crapped crusafix and shot it up it's AHEM hole. Tha chicken liked this until...
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|THAT IS FRIKKIN WRONG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|
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