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10 Things to do in Tesco 278 weeks ago
 
01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.

02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals

03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet.

04. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

05. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and shout:
''Why can't you people just leave me alone!?''

06. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.

07. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

08. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say:
''PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!''

09. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the foetal position and scream:
''NO!......It's those voices again!!!''

And last but not least:

10. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell:
''........there's no toilet paper in here!''
 posted by Najaah 

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