BIg Stiff <bigstiff1993>
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|simpson quotes |
. Operator...give me the number for 911!
2. Release the hounds!
3. I had a cat called snowball, she died she died. Mom said she was sleeping, she lied! She lied!
4. What kind of pet shop is full of jazz music, dandys and partying maniacs at 3am? .......The best damn pet shop in town!
5. Marge, I love you, and I can tell from your basic level of courtesy that you love me too!
6. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.
7. Here's to alcohol, the cause of... and solution to... all life's problems...
8. Here comes the friendship boat! Dang, lost a fingernail..well thats the problem with being anorexic!
9. Arghhh that racoon stole my lamb chop!
10. I bent my wookie.
11. Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic."
12. *Steven Tyler adressing the crowd at Moe's*
"Hellllloooooo Saint Loouuuuuiiiiisssss!!!!!"
13. If he's so smart how come he's dead?
14. Hi, i'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from such self-help videos as "smoke yourself thin" and "get confident, stupid!"
15. "I cannae do it captain. I cannae reach th' controls!!"
(Scottie in Star Trek XII - So very very tired) ????
16. I am the Lizard Queen!!
17. Stupid like a fox!..
19. simpson homer simpson he's the greatest man history from the town of springfield he's about to hit a chestnut tree argh!!!
20. philip slttery.... LE GRILL??????? WHAT the HELL is a LE GRILL
21. Duff Man never dies, only the actors who play him...
22. Thats not a knife....this is a knife, thats a spoon, awww i see you've played knifey spoony before!
23. the wolves are at ole gills door
24.When a woman says nothings wrong, everythings wrong. When a woman says everythings wrong, EVERYTHINGS wrong! and when a woman says somethings not funny, you better not laugh
your ass off!
25. Why you could wake up dead tomorrow...
26. paddling the school canoe thats a paddling
28. Judge Schneider has had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over her dog...actually,replace the word "accidentally" with "repeatedly" and the word "dog" with "son".
29. Judge Schneider: My grandmother made that quilt.
Homer: So..It cost u nothing!!
30. Its true... A rageaholic just cant live without rageahol
31. Thank you!!! come again!!!
�2. Everybody get naked!!
33. Don't worry I'll just pull my legs out with my hands, and now i'll pull my hands out with my face.
34. *Homer on the death of his father Abe*
Yes I told him I loved him, but I never told him I was IN love with him
35. Banner: Listen, rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple. Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?
36. Ralph: I'll iron you
37.Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such
38.Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
39.Rev.Lovejoy: This just shows how we can all live together, christian, jew, miscellaneous... Apu: there are several hundred thousand of us you know!!!Rev.Lovejoy: That's super!
40. It ws the best of times, it was the blurst of times?! stupid monkey!!
41. "I don't apologise to people Lisa, I'm sorry but that's just the way I am."
42. "Internet eh? Flandcrust Enterprises eh? Maud eh?"
43. "It's just a little airborn, it's still good, it's still good!"
44. I'm not normally a praying man but if ur up their superman save me. ( oh and number 17 its "suck like fox" not stupid like a fox)
45. "Wait a minute....that's not the wallet inspector!"
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