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Flappy Nappy Sex & Weak Bladders 312 weeks ago
 
A normal conversation between the girls....
Rhianna: Why is everyone so obssesd about anal!
Viv: It's "ment" to be more pleasureable! But Ommg it would hurt
Rach: Ewwwwww
Lorna: I know a girl that when she had sex she shat all over the bed.
Everyone: Ewwwwww
Lorna: It's True...
Rhianna: What did they do with it tho?
Lorna: Through it in the bin!
Viv: But what about the bin men..... poor souls!
Lorna: Erm... maybe not the bin then.... er... OH i know... they through it in the skip!
Everyone: Ewwww!
Rhianna: Why would anyone want to do that if the shit everywhere?!
Viv: Search me...
Rhianna: You would have to like where a NAPPY!
Lorna&Viv:
Viv: But how would they get through??
Rhianna: It could have a Flap for entering!
Viv& Rhianna:Flappy Napyy!

&& That my dear friends is how you have FLAPPY NAPPY SEX

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