Andy <pensy10>

"chillin like matt dillon on penicillin"

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The Golden Rules of Manhood296 weeks ago
 
I. Bros before hoes. I cannot stress this enough. Always remember, girlfriends come and go, but your boys are always there. Breaking this rule is to commit the cardinal sin against Team Testosterone.

2. Never drink the last beer, unless you've been granted specific permission that it's OK.

3. If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time:

A. Was an ex-girlfriend.
B. Your friend specifically told you he wanted her.
C. Is you're buddy's sister.
However, if it's your buddy's cousin, well she's up for grabs, and you're welcome to rub it in his face for years to come.

4. Never diss a guy if his team just lost a crushing game.

5. You must never own a cat.

6. If you get 2 tickets to the big game, the priority list for granting the second ticket is as follows:

1. Your best friends (in order of how long you've known them).
2. Your acquaintances.
3. Your co-workers.
4. The mailman.
5. The UPS guy.
6. NASA.
7. John Kerry.
....1,485,726. Your girlfriend.

7. You are allowed to enjoy exactly one chick TV show, and one chick flick.

8. Birthday and Christmas presents for your guy friends are optional.

9.When out with the guys, never accept a call from your girlfriend

10.Always allow a buffer zone at urinals and on couches.

11.
Bros Before Hoes.
" I know, I already used it. I can't stress it enough, though. It is absolutely infuriating how many of my guy friends have become insufferable dicks since they've gone out with someone."
 posted by Andy 

2 Comments:

Keith Glynn said...12/2/07
 
hmmmmmm. who could we know that falls under no. 11 ????????????
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Simon said...12/2/07
 
This is well gay...i strongly agree but yet strongly disagree with some of these points.

It kinda looks pathethic??yes??YEssss
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