Susan Nicolson <03MAY93>

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C o n f u s i n g . . .329 weeks ago
 

-If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?

-If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money?

-If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?

-When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?

-If ladies with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?

-Why isn't sour cream really sour?

-If money is the root of all evil then how come we have to pay money to charities??

-Do fish ever get thirsty?

-Do the different m&m's colors taste different?

-Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body?

-How do they get those boats in those glass bottles?

-Why is it called a TV set when there is only one?

-If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

-Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

-Don't you find it worrying that doctors call treating you their "practice" ?

-What do you call a female daddy long legs?

-Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?

-Does peanut butter really have butter in it?

-Why are boxing rings square?

-Can good looking Eskimo girls be called hot?

-Why do they call it ?Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? when they know the answer is going to be everyone?

-If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid? :p

-If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

-Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?

-If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?

-Why do grocery stores buy so many checkout line registers if they only keep 3 or 4 open?

-What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?

-Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together?

-How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
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1 Comment:

Frances M said...6/20/07
 
If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?<<< they wrote a song about it because in 1962 it gell down but in 1971 they rebuilt in the st bridge was built in 1931 and the 2nd one had to hav a lot o changes made so that it was stronger! :)
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