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ma349 weeks ago
 
UR MA
UR MA!!!!!!!
YO MOMMA JOKES
STUPID
Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she ran outside with a bowl
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so supid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterbacks a refund!
Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners
Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
OLD
Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.
Yo momma so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
Yo momma so old her social security number is 1!
Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch'
Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo momma so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang
Yo momma so old even God calls her mother!

Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make monster cookies.
Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

POOR
Yo momma's so poor I went to the park and stepped on a lit ciggerette and she said "Who turned off the heat"
Yo momma so poor she saw a burning cigerette, and started singing, "clap you hands and stomp you feet, praise the lord, we got heat!"
Yo momma so poor she was walking down the street and she saw a begger then she took his money and said thanks
Yo momma so poor when I asked, what's for supper, she kicked off her shoes and socks and said, CORN!!!
Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush

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