Barclay Brown <Mrbrown45>

"no time for bullshit."

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Whats your fine?? Mine is �690.60245 weeks ago
 

Smoked weed -- �10
Did acid or pills -- �5
Ever had sex at church -- �25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- �40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- �25
Had sex for money -- �100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- �20
Vandalized something -- �20
Had sex on your parents\' bed -- �10
Beat up someone -- �20
Been jumped -- �10
Cross dressed -- �10
Given money to stripper -- �25
Been in love with a stripper -- �20
Kissed someone who\'s name you didn\'t know -- �0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- �15
Ever drive and drank -- �20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- �50
Used toys while having sex -- �30
Got drunk, passed out and don\'t remember the night before -- �20
Went skinny dipping -- �5
Had sex in a pool -- �20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- �10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- �20
Cheated on your significant other -- �10
Masturbated -- �10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- �20
Done oral -- �5
Got oral -- �5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- �25
Stole something -- �10
Had sex with someone in jail -- �25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- �15
Had a threesome -- �50
Had sex in public -- �20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --�25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred quid-- �20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- �20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- �25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- �50
Said you love someone but didn\'t mean it -- �25
Went streaking -- �5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- �15
Been arrested -- �5
Spent time in jail -- �15
Pissed in the pool -- �0.50
Played spin the bottle -- �5
Done something you regret -- �20
Had sex with your best friend -- �20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- �25
Had anal sex -- �80
Worshipped the wolf-god, Fenris -- �10
Lied to your mate -- �5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- �25


Bearing in mind there are only 2 fines that aren't over a pound those will be the only ones you know if someones done for sure lol!!!
We've all pissed in the pool at some point, dont deny it!!

 posted by Barclay Brown 

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