Dominique L <SaltyFoam>

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My first blog entry302 weeks ago
 
Last night, some friends and I went to a Strip Club. One of the guys wanted to impress the rest of us, so he pulled out a $10 bill. When the "dancer" came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to her butt cheek!

Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. He calls the girl back, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to her other butt cheek.

In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the girl over and licks the $50 bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, he just stuck it to one of her butt cheeks again.

My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the girl gyrates over to me!!! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the girl is egging me on to try to top the fifty bucks.

My brain was churning, as I reached for my wallet... what could I do???? I got out my ATM card, swiped it down her crack and grabbed the eighty bucks.

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