Nicole. <abcdefghi_>

"imma scissor you into next week, mofo!"

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My life goals. :]273 weeks ago
 
1.Be a man for a day, to find out what its like to piss standing up.
2.Have wild sex with cream and chocolate in a vending machine.
3.Turn a gay man straight.
4.Sue myself for sexual harassment.
5.Find out my real heritage, if im really mexican.
6.Get x-ray vision.
7.Be knocked over by a mini-cooper.. And live.



More coming soon.
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