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Funny Phobias321 weeks ago
I know its wrong to laugh at others displeasure.
But this oppourtunity cannot be passed up.

Here is a list of funny phobias. 100% True.

Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Aulophobia- Fear of flutes.
Aurophobia- Fear of gold.
Barophobia- Fear of gravity.
Bogyphobia- Fear of bogeys or the bogeyman.
Clinophobia- Fear of going to bed.
Coprastasophobia- Fear of constipation.
Consecotaleophobia- Fear of chopsticks.
Coulrophobia- Fear of clowns.
Decidophobia- Fear of making decisions.
Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch.
Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers.
Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge.
Geniophobia- Fear of chins.
Genophobia- Fear of sex.
Genuphobia- Fear of knees.
Hobophobia- Fear of bums or beggars.
Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis
Japanophobia- Fear of Japanese.
Judeophobia- Fear of Jews.
Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down.
Koniophobia- Fear of dust. (They'd piss there pants in my room)
Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables.
Levophobia- Fear of things to the left side of the body.
Metallophobia- Fear of metal.
Mnemophobia- Fear of memories.
Myxophobia- Fear of slime.
Novercaphobia- Fear of your mother-in-law.
Oneirogmophobia- Fear of wet dreams.
Optophobia- Fear of opening one's eyes.
Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything.
Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope.
Paraskavedekatriaphobia- Fear of Friday the 13th.
Peladophobia- Fear of bald people.
Phallophobia- Fear of a penis, esp erect
Phobophobia- Fear of phobias.
Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking.
Proctophobia- Fear of rectums.
Pteronophobia- Fear of being tickled by feathers.
Russophobia- Fear of Russians.
Sciophobia/Sciaphobia- Fear of shadows.
Somniphobia- Fear of sleep.
Syngenesophobia- Fear of relatives.
Syphilophobia- Fear of syphilis.
Trichophobia- Fear of hair.
Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating.
Venustraphobia- Fear of beautiful women.
Walloonphobia- Fear of the Walloons. (whatever that is)
Xylophobia- 1) Fear of wooden objects. 2) Forests.
Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat.

This is by far the best
ia- Fear of long words.

That?s pretty much the best ones, but if you wanna check out the whole list, go to
 posted by Stewart Wyness 

1 Comment:

Vikki said...7/11/07
walloons are: French-speaking Belgians from Wallonia!!!!

no i'm not brainy i just looked it up lol:L :L :L
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