Sarah Curran <littlemissperfect110>

"n we r dancin on chairs!!!"

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Only horse people..........330 weeks ago
 
� ...believe in the 11th Commandment: Inside leg to outside rein.

� ...know that all topical medications come in either indelible blue or neon yellow.

� ...think nothing of eating a sandwich after mucking out stables.

� ...know why a thermometer has a yard of yarn attached to one end of it

� ...can magically lower their voices five octaves to bellow at a pawing horse.

� ...have a language all their own ("If he pops his shoulder, I have to close that hand and keep pushing with my seat in case he sucks back".)

� ...will end relationships over their hobby.

� ...cluck to their cars to help them up hills.

� ...insure their horses for more than their cars.

� ...will give you 20 names and reasons for that bump on your horse.

� ...know more about their horse's nutrition than their own.

� ...have a vocabulary that can make a sailor blush.

� ...have less wardrobe than their horse (wel mayb not all horsey ppl)

� ...engage in a hobby that is more work than their day job.

� ...know that mucking stalls is better then Zoloft any day.

 posted by Sarah Curran 

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