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Video On Trial Sentences225 weeks ago
 
Video On Trial Is A Canadian TV Show Where Comedians Make Fun Of Music Videos. Here Are Some Of My Favourite Sentences :

50 Cent "Candy Shop"
Sentenced to stop letting his penis direct his music videos.

Akon "Right Now (Na Na Na)"
Sentenced to quit the music business right na na na.

Beyonc� "If I Were a Boy"
Sentenced to realize that no one with an ass like hers could ever be a boy.

Black Eyed Peas "Don't Phunk with My Heart"
Sentenced to stop being so motherphunking terrible.

Britney Spears "Circus"
Sentenced to stick to the formula of being a circus freak. It seems to sell loads of records.

Britney Spears "Piece Of Me"
Sentenced to remove the dishwasher from the front lawn of her Malibu home.

Chris Brown "Kiss Kiss"
Sentenced to kiss kiss his shot at love with Tila Tequila goodbye.

Fergie "Clumsy"
Sentenced to realize that "clumsy" is the proper word that best describes her career.

Fergie "London Bridge"
Sentenced to Google the phrase "Gwen Stefani Impersonator" and see what turns up.

Flo Rida "In the Ayer"
Sentenced to change his name to "Sask Atchewan."

Jonas Brothers "Lovebug"
Sentenced to lose their virginity.

Kelly Clarkson "Walk Away"
Sentenced to "walk away" from the music industry.

Lady GaGa "LoveGame"
Sentenced to clean her disco stick after usage.

Lady GaGa "Poker Face"
Sentenced to keep her poker face covered up.

Lil Wayne "Got Money"
Sentenced to build a house for Katrina victims out of his CDs that are popping up in garbage bins all across America.

Lil Wayne "Lollipop"
Sentenced to get his lollipop tested.

Lil Wayne "Prom Queen"
Sentenced to be crowned king of shit music.

Madonna "4 Minutes"
Sentenced to wear slippers and a baggy housecoat like every other 80 year old woman.

Madonna "Papa Don't Preach"
Sentenced to continue being the sexiest 90-year old on the planet.

MGMT "Time to Pretend"
Sentenced to say no to drugs. It might be helping your music, but it's killing your image.

Michael Jackson "Beat It"
Sentenced to beat it with someone his own age.

Michael Jackson "Thriller"
Sentenced to nothing ? his lawyers were too good.

Miley Cyrus "Fly on the Wall"
Sentenced to get some acting lessons. We're pretty sure you can afford them by now.

My Chemical Romance "Desolation Row"
Sentenced to put on a concert for their real fans... Nobody.

N.E.R.D. "Everybody Nose"
Sentenced to S.T.O.P. making music.

Natasha Bedingfield "Pocketful of Sunshine"
Sentenced to hand out a pocketful of earplugs.

One Republic "Apologize"
Sentenced to "Apologize" for their existence.

Pink "Sober"
Sentenced to stay drunk. Nobody likes sober people... Or Pink.

Pussycat Dolls "I Hate This Part"
Sentenced to fire Nicole Scherzinger and let the other girls sing for once.

Rihanna "Rehab"
Sentenced to develop a crippling heroin problem. Then she'll know what going to rehab is really about.

Shakira "Hips Don't Lie"
Sentenced to realize that if her "Hips Don't Lie", they're probably saying that her music sucks.

Shop Boyz "Party Like a Rockstar"
Sentenced to O.D. like a rockstar.

Solange "Sandcastle Disco"
Sentenced to ask daddy for more of Beyonc�'s money

Soulja Boy Tell 'Em "Kiss Me Thru The Phone"
Sentenced to kiss my ass thru the phone.

Soulja Boy Tell 'Em "Yahhh!"
Sentenced to actually get fans before he starts yelling at them to go away.

Taylor Swift "Love Story"
Sentenced to quit being a tease and just put out already.
 posted by Shawnee Mew 

2 Comments:

Fashion Suicide- said...4/5/09
 
haha Video on TriaL Funny :L
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Lego-My-Mego said...4/5/09
 
haha awesome dude :L :L :L
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