Eoghan Mc Enery <_macca>

"Macca mc blowback"

Choose7/26/09
 

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family.
Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars,
compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good
health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed
interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your
friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a
three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics.
Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning.
Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing
game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose
rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable
home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up
brats you spawned to replace yourself.

Choose your future.
 0 Comments 
Engineering Jokes2/13/09
 

Understanding Engineers - Take One
To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Understanding Engineers - Take two
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
The engineer fumed, "What's with those blokes? We must have been
waiting for fifteen minutes!"
The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"
The priest said, "Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him."
He said, "Hello, George! what's wrong with that group ahead of us?
They're rather slow, aren't they?"
The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire
last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."
the group fell silent for a moment.

The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."

The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them."

The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"

Understanding Engineers - Take three
What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets.

Understanding Engineers - Take four
An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to
him and said," If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back
into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a Princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want."
Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a
beautiful princess, and that I'll stay with you for one week and do
anything you want.
Why won't you kiss me?"
The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a
girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's coo
 0 Comments 
Bong5/21/06
 
_______________}}__________
_____________}}}___________
____________{{{{{{_________
__________OOOOOOO_________
__________OOOOOOO_________
__________OOOOOOO_________
__________OOOOOOO_________
__________OOOOOOO_________
__________OOOOOOO_________
__________OOOOOOO_________
__________OOOOOOO_________
__________OOOOOOO_________
__________OOOOOOO_________
__________OOOOOOO_________
__________OOOOOOO______}__
__________OOOOOOO_____{{__
__________OOOOOOO_____(..)__
__________OOOOOOO_____%___
__________OOOOOOO____%_____
__________OOOOOOO___%______
________OOOOOOOOOO%_______
_______OOOOOOOOOOOO_______
______OOOOOOOOOOOOOO______
_____OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO______
_____OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO______
______OOOOOOOOOOOOOO_______
_______OOOOOOOOOOOO________
________OOOOOOOOOO_________
 0 Comments