John Rodgers <SHAKEANDBAKEBITCH>
"Chevy When Your Only Road is no road"
|Me and Dad||7/31/07|
Well it use to be just me and my dad we did everything togather mowed the lawn watched tv run around town just doing little odd and inn things just have that father son time then one day he met this lady named Rebeeca she had 3 kids one daughter 2 sons they where such city ppl it scared me well one day her and my dad ended up married it was cool at first me and dad still hung out still did everything togather well now its 6 years later and me and dad dont do anything togather any more we dnt even watch tv togather any more now its always me him and his wife and her stupid kids or me him and his wife and lets explain why i dont like these ppl his wife always bitches at me for stupid shit like stop drinkin the milk its almost gone clean up the game room when i dnt even make the mess in it or you dont need to go with your dad everywhere your 12 you need to act like it hello you whore hes MY DAD
and her oldest son is a big track crosscountry star so he thinks hes better than me and always makein me do shit like get him food and stuff like that and he takes my friend who he hasent even seen in person its gay cuz now all they want to do is talk or hangout with him hello you dont even now him ppl
her daughter is 17 and she to freakn perfect at everything she does it scares me but other than that she aint all that bad and her youngest son is a lil cry baby and shes always bragn about how well he does in school it makes me feel like a moron when hes 10 gettn As and im 12 gettin Cs and he dont noe how to respect anything my dad always taught me to earn what i get this kid just gets whatever and tears it up its freakn gay so dad if your readin this i want you back its me or them im sorry but thats the way it is i love you dad and i want to have father son time again
|Me and Dad||7/31/07|
|Well it use to be just me and my dad we did everything togather mowed the lawn watched tv run around town just doing little odd and inn things just have that father son time then one day he met this lady named Rebeeca she had 3 kids one daughter 2 sons they where such city ppl it scared me well one day her and my dad ended up married it was cool at first me and dad still hung out still did everything togather well now its 6 years later and me and dad dont do anything togather any more we dnt even watch tv togather any more now its always me him and his wife and her stupid kids or me him and his wife and lets explain why i dont like these ppl his wife always bitches at me for stupid shit like stop drinkin the milk its almost gone clean up the game room when i dnt even make the mess in it or you dont need to go with your dad everywhere your 12 you need to act like it hello you whore hes MY DAD|
|1. Slept naked?Hell no|
2. Taken a shower with someone? Of course not
3. Kissed a member of the same sex? Hell No
4. Drove a car? yeah
5. Stole anything? ? sure
6. Been in love? what is love exatcly
7. Been dumped? yeah
8. Stole money from a friend/family member? no
17. Had a crush on your neighbour? i havent had one close enough
18. ditched skl for something funner? Yea to go mudding
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the opposite sex? Of course
20. Lost a friend? yes
21. Been on a plane? no
22. Been to an island? yes
23. Slept in until 3? i cant sleep that long
24. Love someone or miss someone right now? both
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? once or twice
26. Made a snow angel? Yea
27. Played dress up? no im a guy
28. Cheated while playing a game? yes monoply
29. Been lonely? no
30. Kissed more than 4 people in one night? heck yes
32. Felt an earthquake? no i live in kansas
33. Touched a snake? yea
34. Ran a red light? who hasent
35. Been suspended from school? a couple times
36. Had detention? well ISS
37. Been in a car accident? nope i ride good drivers
38.Had a party in your house while ur parents were away? heck yes
39.Used a fake id? Dont even look old enough to use it
40. Crawled through a window? to get in my house when i forgot me key
41. Been lost? who hasent
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? no i like kansas and stay here
44. Cried yourself to sleep? no
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? yes
48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? yes
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? no
50. Kissed in the rain? ? yes
51. Sang in the shower? my sercet
52. Made love in a park? no im only 12
53. Had a dream that you married someone? no
54. Glued your hand to something? yes a model car
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? im not that stupid
56. Ever gone to school partially naked? no
57. Been a cheerleader? im a guy
58. Had more than ten boy/girl friends? yea
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? no no i dont like to stink
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? dont watch them
61. Played chicken? with ppl and cars
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? yes and the lake
63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? yea
64. Broken a bone? nope but i dislocted me hip
65. Been easily amused? always
66. Laugh so hard you cry? yes
67. Flashed someone? lol no but iv been flashed
68. Cheated on a test? ya
69. Forgotten someone's name? dont we all
71. Done something dumb while drunk? thats all u do when ur drunk
73. Blacked out from drinking? no im not an alcoholic
74. Played a prank on someone? yes!
75. Gone to a late night movie? yea
76. Made love to anything not human? EEEEW no
77. Failed a class? yea
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? nope
79. Smoked pot? no i dont do drugs
80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? possible
81. Celebrate the 4th of July? NO SHIt im AMERICAN
82. Thrown strange objects? sure
83. Felt like killing someone? yea
84. Thought about running away? no i just go to my dads
86. Got a piercing? no
87. Cut your own hair? i have tryed an failed
89. Made a parent cry? yes when i told my mom i hated her
90. Cried over someone? maybe
91. Owned more than 5 sharpies? who dont
92. Dated someone more than once? no dip
93. Had/Have a dog? yes her name maggi and shes a bordercollie
94. Have an iPod? no i dont like them
95. Smoked a cigarette? no i care about my health
96. Been in a band? at school for a semester
97. Drank 25 sodas in a day? no but i have energy drinks
98. Broken a CD? yup
99. Shot a gun? duh i hunt
100. Wanted someone but could never have them: my secret
|Anwser this quick questions||5/30/07|
|1. Whats your Name?|
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. Would u like 2 get 2 kno me more?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat wud you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18. R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19. what would u idealy like to do with me?
|good old times||5/16/07|
|memories of us!!!!!!!!!!!!!|
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|It's a hard job getting up early in the morning no breaks,,,no city slicker can do that,,,i not saying that to be mean if you are but that shit is hard,,,it's not like staying in air condition all the time in the summer or staying in the house all winter.I tell you if you want to make an honest living farmings the way to go thats if your not a pussy,,,,well thats it|
|You Know Your A Farmer When.....||4/17/07|
|getting up at 7am is a lie-in|
your alarm clock is set to farming today, even though you hate it now
you've got the RPA's number on speed dail in your phone
you've run over your own cat in a tractor
when someone says they live on an estate you think of fields and woods rather than a barratts development
you tut at people in tesco buying danish bacon and french bread
when you listen to radio 4's the archers and think how hoppy all the characters are
you don't sit down to a single hot meal in august
you fall asleep with-in 3 minutes of sitting down in front of the t.v
your sun tan ends just above the elbow in the summer
you've had a live lamb in your aga
you get more letters from DEFRA than you do from friends and family
you only take the kids to the seaside when it rains
a good holiday is a week in the west coast in november
you can't drive along a road anywhere in britain without studying everyone else's crop's and livestock
there is small heaps of grain outside the back door of the house every summer
drilling does not mean putting holes through interior walls
dress sense means cutting down on nitrogen applications
your 4x4 acctually goes off road
you get frustrated by people calling straw "hay"
your ideal holiday is to visit other peoples farms
your hands look like they are made with the same material as your boots
your bag on your hoover is full of grain from july to september
the faint (but agreeable) smell of diesel never leaves you
you most valued possession is your pen knife
track and field has nothing to do with athletics
a lamb follows the children into the kitchen and no one thinks its unusal
you confidently walk arround the supermarket in wellies
your lawn include hundreds of cattle hoof prints
you open a bale and discover an old mobile phone
you drive your new telehandler repeatedly past your neighbour's yard until someone appears
you feel naked without baler twine in your pocket
|Farmers Guide To Computers||4/17/07|
|WINDOWS........... You open them when it's hot|
MODEM............. What you do to silage fields
INTERNET.......... Where ferrets chase rabbits
KEYBOARD.......... Where you hang your keys
LOG ON............ Making the fire hotter
LOG OFF........... Now it's to hot
HARD DRIVE........ Getting home during bad weather
DOWNLOAD.......... Taking bales off a trailer
MEGAHERTZ......... What you get when your not to careful downloading stuff
REBOOT............ Putting your wellie on after it got stuck in the mud
|Your dog rides in the truck more than your wife|
. You convince your wife that an overnight trip for spare parts is a holiday
. you wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions and holidays
. You never have to wash off in the back yard with the garden hose befour your wife lets you in the house
. you use a chainsaw to remodal your house
. you can remember fertiliser rates and yealds of other farms but not your own wifes birthday
. you have driven off the road examining other farmers crops
. you have used the same knife to make bull calfs steers and peel apples
. you refer to farms owned by generations past you have animals living in building more expencive than your own house
. more than 50%of you cloths came from machinery or seed dealers
. family weddings and specil events are pland around sowing and harvisting time
. you family becomes silent when the weathe comes on the tv
. you mean true love then you let her ride in the tractor with you
. you have enough caps to match every shirt you own but you only get the one dirty
. you dont put to much effort in to hair style due to the weather
. final you most prized possesions are you mobile phone and a pen knife