Ciaran Murray <ciaranmurray>

"you know when you wake up and your still absolutly fucked...!"

watch this space, some of the greasest strikes gonna feature!3/4/07
 
.......queue the strikes!

1) Ciaran: would the smoking ban apply if the millenium stadium had its roof closed?

Chris: the millenium stadium's in wales...

Ciaran: oh ye! ...strike 1

2) Ciaran: lads, see hurricane charlie absolutly battered florida?

Chris: ye, it hit ireland too.

Ciaran: that was about 20 years ago, different hurricane chris!

Chris: eh, i know?! ...strike 2
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10 Greatest fucks of all time!!12/4/06
 


1. "Where the Fuck is all the water comming from ??"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS
Titanic, 1912

2. "What the Fuck was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

3. "Where did all those fucking Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877

4. "Any fucking idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938

5. "How the Fuck did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

6. "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566

7. "Where the fuck are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

8. "Scattered fucking showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC

9. "Aw c'mon. Who the Fuck is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1998

10."Geez, I didn't think they'd get this fucking mad."
-- Saddam Hussein, 2003

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