|Austria 2009- funny memories.||3/1/09|
|mollies house, coach drivers, people falling down the hotel hill everyday, nassa and the soup, nassa snoring, nassa in general , thompson falling over every 2 seconds, blue 76, fat ass pizza, "we finnaly get ice-cream and its got fruit on it :|", kanye west heartless, mollie painting her nails 24/7, weighnerr, malliee, SHNOW PLOUGH, billa billa(shop), silly string lol, wally hat, the box that mollie couldnt crack , gettin our ski boots, scary hotel man, ingrid, when mollie had a panick attack, olivia: I HAVE PANICK ATTACKS!!, the massive dog in restaraunt and me and mollie screaming, t-bar, miss bazza, mr gardners knocking in the morning , our herbie helmets for skiing, the chair lift, whats this then? green giant sweetcorn?, what are those? do they taste nice? i have never had one of those before? , the ONE measly carton of orange/tropical/apple juice every day lmao, omg have you ever watched the caburies advert? yes hannah fucking shut up about it, when i got stuck at the 4 man chair lift and chels had to go on her own , kopey(our ski instructor) , hairy ian, gaz&easter/esther, KETCHUP MAYOO?, having no food, having to argue over squares of milka they were that precious, hairy ian(ski teacher) feeding us squares of milka cause we had no energy. silly string, green gloves, our room:number8, mr carps: wow this is a big room aint it? , songs we cant listen to; poker face, heartless, mollies ipod bassline lol, chels' kings of leon, dead and gone, dangerous, thats just the way im feeling, human and day N nite etc, the soup we had everyday, coach drivers making a big deal out of stopping for petrol, gettin stopped by the police 3 times, jelous jordan, the unedible food, ryans death stares, ryan who just popped up everywhere, giving out the loo roll, having unclean towels nearly all week then having them replaced with "flanels", worlds shittest shower, the mirror, the scary woman, the turtle pic, mollie gettin terrod by mr carpenter about wearing so much makeup, the hyperness of it all , black slopes pffft, ryans green gloves, playing baseball with mollies socks and my coke bottle in our rooms, bazza pissing herself at everything soph said, mollie selfishly eating half of sophies pizza! , our pile on, our stalker, our survival video, mollie textin the school mobile not realising and puttin 2 xx's at the end, coach drivers attackin people, everyone falling off the t-bar, mollie & chels nearly knocking out poor old sam with the t-bar everyone attacking sam, nash puttin salt, soy sauce and sugar in my drink when i went to the room and me coming back and not knowing drank some EUGH, mollie falling down the stairs, mollie having a fit about takin 20 euros out of the bank, sophies songs on the coach, sophie moaning at every little ting, ryan moaning about his hair, and gettin his eyebrow pierced & staring at people 24/7. chels attacking mollie in the bed, chelsea voice on the coach, having to pay at the services to use the loo, wtf. the horrible ham and cheese toastie, finnaly gettin back to oxford services and having a KFC , thompson saying "its like girls of the playboy mansion in there" about ryan and grant(nash)'s room cause we were in it , the tiny mirror we had to live of, chelsea having to close the stupid waredrobe, our massive balcony, me tripping over after gettin my medal for the ski race , kopey gettin naomi's number , mr carpenter coming out of miss bazza's room in just a towel! , snowball fight , man in curling and ryans bumcrack, me and chelsea about to be sick on the ferry:|:|:|, my travel sickness sheet8-|, my kalms travel sickness tablets travel sickness bands and paracetomol , when i found mine and sophies spain biscuits in the shop, coach journeys to skiing, when every single person was quiet and me mollie chelsea and soph were having a massive gossip conversation EXTREMELY loud and all through skiing people from like the other side of the coach , were like askin us and telling us what we said, when sam had to go to hospital cause he thought hed broke his arm.|
lmao im laughing while im writing this, if i think of anymore i will add it.
thanks to everyone who made it good.
Caz, Shaz, Baz and Gaz. Groovalicous, Groovalicous!. GEMMMAAA. Ghost in room. Im jyoking im jyokin. refund in KFC. Male. Toast outside door. ZipZapZop. bongg. freakout.GG. Abercrombie. Worlds biggest hat/cello/ears/newspaper. Go Shamoo, Go Mamoo, Find nemo find nemo. JINKSAYYYYY. lion king on metro. Rock N Roll Bazzaa! who gemma? shes a wild thing. Jews on the plane. my bf PETE screaming in applebee. TO GO! TO GO!. the hand dryers at heathrow. SNAPPLE.alright chopper! whens your bday? sophies passport picture; "we want to JAYWALK" 'ive had the same jeans on for the whole week now, im gnnr go to a chinkys in the middle of chinkytown' wacky backy bazza; Smurf song' nerds. punching the ceiling. gemma robbing skittles. hiding in the shower. "at least my heads bigger than a golf ball"[; Jeff snorting. B.O brigade. Boy on safety video. Jimmys G Stars. Miss Piggy lollipop Spongebob beetlejuice picture in planet hollywood. Tissue on the ceiling mrs baz and shaz didnt notice.
the best week of my life. (:
who sadly past away due to
|Sayιng of thә wәәk..||5/28/08|
|hannah jon?s says: "d'you know ?f you w?r? r?ally fat; would you try and loose w??ght?"|
moll?? and pa?g? say: "y?ah obv?ously".
hannah says: "y?ah but what ?f you r?ally n??d?d a doughnut or som?th?n?"
Where shall i start wif this random nerdd. Well shes an ugly stalker who like to kill little scraggy dogs . haha oj. I cud be all soppy and say i love you. But Ya no shed probz get the rong idea Cz shes gay. We always argue about petty things but then we just realise how gay we sound. (+shes scared of me cuz ill nok er out). We always av a laugh in music cause out sprout song it tha don Cause soph fancies mr normann HHAHA slimeball ! . + we were wounded wen he saw our pics on the reg haha. + that women who just stripped of next to ya in the swimmin changin rooms .Pullin muscles fromm a shelll . Krill , Our favve outfit http://www.acefancydress.co.uk/popup...
Bff. Loveyouu . x
Thres always something funny on eastenders. I brought some sweets for the kids. "GET OUT". .. Fatties can get married. Cnt remember the other one .. + Mollies goin minigolf �2 a go. MOLLIE HAVE THE �1.50!!!.
. We used to be really close but lately we ent bin lools. Bt we are still gudd mates. My Albino Possum Microbian. You are sooo funny. + Your mum has left my drift in gran canaria!!
+ we sumtimes have petty arguements over nothing. + rip eachuthas work up n chuck eathothers bags of the table haha. But we always end up makin up Loveyouuu x .
Loveyouu . Lots. were always on the fne to eachother tlkin about crap, Yourr soo gawjus + naturally pretty + we bum of sims 2 . xxx
SHES A GORM!. Who craves bebo loves. Shes my inklink mate . ! weve been mates since lakeside + used to do telephones and eat strawberries haha x Loveyouu. Shes a goon and loves me brucey tarrik. Ugene brit.
Love u chickelin. x
Science buddys no longer ;'( . sprouts rule &+ you know it evry other song we mek up sucks mann ..Also i wnnr mention tht we are fattys for life nd we love food so get too know .. Wt the heck ! Magnolia .. umm we just dont have it .. FUCK YOU GELLIEMAN ! FOUR FOR YOU GLEN COCO YOU GO GLEN COCO..Lmfao .. that was sum funny shit yo'll ..
Gellie man rocks her sock., + a reeli Funny Kidda maateee, weve gt soo many gayy jokes haha loveuu x,, Our lill convooos:
Heres sum of emm haha.
Hannah: Aicha was a small town gurl from dallas texas.
She lived with her mother + 18 sisters. Her house was a small 1 bedroom cage. Her hobbies were running in her wheel + selling used bottles of bonjela on ebay. She enjoyed picking her nose + hanging out with her imaginary friend Mango. Aicha's life was suddenly cut short when she was run over last january. This brutel and savage attack was brought on by a tall spotty blonde haired boy (who cant sing). His name. Vincent Eugene Jerome Dupuis. Uthawide known as 'Vej' or 'Big V' A murderer
He harrased Aisha by force feeding her cheese.
Aisha Hated the substance so she was frced to live her life in misery.
When one day she tried to escape. She opened the cage door + ran for her life. She partied on the blue bean bag, + chewed up the mickey mouse quilt. When she fell out the window!
She landed on the car radio antena and flung into the road.
When she saw cameron wood coming in a big landrover + she was squished. RIP Aisha!
Jade:Vincent Eugene Jerome Dupuis was a small town boy.
He lived with his nan and his 34 cousins. His house was small one bedroom box. His hobbies were swimming in the dirty lake and auditioning for xfactor .. failing evrytime. He enjoyed singing and dancing on webcam to loved ones. Vincents life was suddenly cut short as he got shot last march. This brutel savage attack was brought on by a fat tall man ( Aichas Father ). He harrased Vincent by feeding him carrots.
Vincent hated the substance so he was forced a life of misery.
He tried to escape from the nasty man.
But as he did he acidently bashed into an old lady.
She seemed very innocent.
She was known as .... Margery ...
She then got angry with him.
Got a rifle out and shot him .. in the head.
It wasnt a pretty sight im sure
Bless Vincent ..
If only Simon Cowell was nice
Hannah:Margery ws a smll twn lady. She livd with hr daughter+her 43grandkids in a 56bedroomed mouse hole. Her hobbies r knitting,shooting ppl wth rifle guns+making mc's abwt rotweilers. She enjoyed goin on facebook+uploading sxi pics of herself. Margery's life ws suddenly cut shrt 2day when she ws chased by a worm,called wallis.She ran out of hr mouse hole and out of the cat flap.she thn realised she ws in a20storey flat on the top flor+had just ran out onto a balcony+couldnt stop.She flew straight of the edge+landed on a morrisons lorry.She was having a wail of a time until the lorry headed for the dreaded M42.! As he gained speed margary flew of the bck of th lorry and flung onto some1's windscreen, thy screamed+swirved as an 8 tonne hamster smashed thr windscreen 2pieces.When margery regained consiousnous she jumped of ran through the fields then out of nowhere fell down a well. She was never heard of again.Bt a few ppl av claimed 2 hear strange whailing noises when walkin past the well.
Jade: Wallis was a small town worm.
He lived with his auntie &+ his 528 cousins.
His house was a big 400 bedroomed matchbox.
His hobbies were hiding from birds &+ selling recyled paper on e-bay.
He enjoyed killing his sisters &+ making mcs about rabbits.
Wallis's life was suddenly cut short last december when he was trood on.
This brutal and savage attack was brought on by Gayvin.
The evil rabbit.
He harrased Wallis by force feeding him beans.
Wallis hated the substance so was forced to a life of misery.
When one day he tried to escape.
He crawled out of the front door and into a field.
There were loads of people around.
They all heard how he killed Margery.
They tried to tread on him.
When one little boy finaly got him.
He was sqaushed like a pancake.
If only e-bay was more excepting..
Hannah:Gayvin was a small town rabbit.
He lived with his god mother + 7929 wifes. His house was an 80 bedroomed burrow. He enjoyed making zwinky's online, downloading robbie williams hits + watching the oc + shopping for end of line clothes at Tk Max. He also liked to make Mc's about leona lewis. (His celebrity crush). Gayvin's life was sadly cut short this morning. By the NITOKAS. (National Instutution Of Tree Killing Association) They specialised in chopping trees down. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. ...
One of gayvins many wifes divorced gayvin + went on to marry Bug A small yorkshire terrior who enjoyed painting war planes. �6.99 from Wilco's.
RIP . Gayvin. xx
Magnolia was a small town cockroach. She lived alone. In a 56 bedroomed yogurt pot. In malibu. Her hobbies were surfing www.worldmathsday.com + signing up for pimp my ride. (failing everytime) She enjoyed listening to gellieman + rocking out on her flute. Magnolia's life was suddenly cut short earlier this week. The brutal + savage attack was made the one and only Mr Kipling. He harrased magnolia by force feeding her Batonbourghs. Magnolia hated the substance + was forced to live a life of misery. When on day she jumped out of that yogurt pot and ran across the work surface. Mr kipling was cooking lemon bars when magnolia fell into the cake mixture. Mr kipling put the cake in the oven, (with magnolia). When she came out she resembled a younger version of Mrs Cox. (No eyebrows) But worse. DEAD. Mr kipling was sacked and force to work for the SCjohnson (a family company) brand. Next time you eat a Mr kipling lemon bar. Wtch out yu cud e eatin poor maggy.If onli she ws made of metal.
Mateyyys,Family,Newlook,Mascara, eyeshadow, pink[thecolour], not greasy hair, eyeliner, pizza, Straighteners, curlers, hairbands, lipgloss, nail varnish, Smiley people, Shopping, Nyc Shoes, bargins, waterloo road, family, spain, christmas, birthdays, dance,Makeup, teacher trainin days, Music, magazines,CLOTHES,Summer, Americas next top model,Holidays,Perfume,xmas cards,xmas,ice skating,sneezing, cinema, town,Brumshoppin,Laughing,Shopping,BBs Muffins, hangin about lol, sleepovers,fne, my room (wen its tidy) forgetin my book in french n windin miss up haha at least i dnt do it by purpose like sian pmsl, doin ma hair lmao, gettin letters, dentists (only checkups lol) msn,Computer,Gud Hair Days,Pink, friends,Music, funni moments, gettin pocket money haha, orange squash, lemonade, prawn crackers, curry, naan bread lmao, bebo, my hamster, my computer mouse its soo cool lmao, jewlary...
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mules, crocs, attention seekers!!, Slabs, Jaggerz, Suck ups, maths, chemistry,Miss Hamilton, Miss Whooley, people hu fink they cn sing wen dey cnt lmao, spendin money, milk, tea, coffee, dissolvable parecetomol haha, people who moan too much [get a life!!], arguein n bitcheyness, slaggin people off, girls hu laff n scream reli loud just to get attention,slags, people hu act dumb for attention, two faced people, reli skinny people, mika, sprouts, brocolli, cauliflour, marrowfat peas, acne, people hu dyed there hair then let it just grow out !! ewww, people hu dnt brush there hair or leave it wen its half straight nhalf wavy lol, fallin out, headaches, bein sick, gettin dumped, horrible pictures, big rides, murderers n rapists,Bad hair Days, flyin, fallin out wif peeps, fights, bitchiness....
|Do This Lol||7/28/07|
Hannah is _____.
Hannah needs ______.
I want to _____ Hannah.
I think Hannah should _______.
Hannah can ______.
Someday Hannah and I will _______.
Hannah reminds me of _______.
Without Hannah, _________.
Hannah can be _______.
Hannah is always _______.
Worst thing about Hannah is _______.
Best thing about Hannah is ________.
I think Hannah should _________.
Right now, I bet Hannah is thinking about _______.
Hannah makes me want to _______.
If I could spend the day with Hannah, I'd ____________.
Hannah is the _________.
If I could be Hannah for a day, I'd ______.
I want to give Hannah a ________.
Me + Hannah = ____________.
----///--\\\---It shows u care