Alannah Bananah <Lanii_Bananii>

"I WANT JESSICA...!."

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXClareXXXXXXXXX­XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX7/24/07
 
Why did she have to go and leave us all so soon
With her gone from our class there's a big absence in the room
You always made your point you were lovely and never shy
I wish we had a chance to talk,a chance to say goodbye
You sat at the back of the class with Rebecca next to you
You made us laugh so much and the teachers gave out to you.

Most of the time you had a big grin on your face which makes me stop and wonder
Why would god send a smile like that away,it just fills me with thunder
I always thought you'd be something great, a barrister, doctor or jockey
To think that that was taken away from you just fills me with hate
You're in a peaceful place now, in Heaven in the clouds
You're probably shoutind down saying 'its ok, dont worry' really loud

I think we all remember you with you bourneville and bottle of coke
When we found out you were struggling after your operation all we could do was just pray and hope
You've left us now and you're gone to a much better place
We'll always have our memories and miss your unique grace

I love you so much, it hurts to let you go
You'll always be there, looking down on us below.


by megan paybody!!!!


XXXXXXXXXXXX R.I.P CLARE XXXXXXXXXXX
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NEVR B BORED N AN ELAVATOR AGN7/24/07
 

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and then go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend.After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Gregg. How's your day been"?
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream "THATS MINE"!
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on,ask if they have an appointment.
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they wana play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
17) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering,
18) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peeeringinside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
19) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without gettin off.
20) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
21) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
22) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
23) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
24) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
25) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!
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tings ta do wen ur n tesco8/16/06
 
01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys
when they aren't looking.

02. Set all the
alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals

03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies
toilet.

04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone:
"There's a
Code 3 in Housewares"... and see what happens.

05. Go to the Customer Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on
credit.

06. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you
are sleeping over - invite them in if they bring pillows from the
Bedding Department.

08. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask:
"Why

can't you people just leave me alone?"

09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick
your
nose.

10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the assistant
if
he
knows where the anti-depressants are located.

11. Dart around
the store suspiciously, while humming the theme from
Mission Impossible.

12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say:
"PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and
assume the foetal position and scream "NO! ........It's those voices
again!!!"

And last but not least:

14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell
loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here"
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