Anna Stewart <Free2Live4Him>
"We dance because we cannot fly."
|Y4T Poem :')||8/19/09|
|Live to the fullest, love unconditionally, laugh at Anna's jokes (even if they aren't funny), clap out of time during praise & worship, talk only about Bebo during youth meetings, talk only about someone doing a poo in the urinal at school during youth meetings, dress up as a bunch of grapes and proceed to dance on a float at the Carnival, do the Lifehouse drama to Shackles instead of Lifehouse, giggle at Songs of Solomon during church, talk about jobbies for an hour, fancy all the boys (sorry - only the hot ones!), fall out over a belt, write X-rated love songs about Bex on the Beach, gate crash the locker room (especially when Channing Tatum is present), don't save Sarah's life when Channing Tatum is on the TV, wet yourself laughing at Roslyn's "Bedtime Stories", inform everyone of your present bowel movements, pretend your bra strap has broken so you can say goodbye to a friend, skive school for ANYTHING, ceilidh anywhere you go, don't sleep at Y4T sleepovers, get all the boys to fancy you, freestyle to the credits at the end of every film, draw a big SOS sign on the beach and get the coastguard to pick you up, wear a cowboy hat at Frenzy, wear a skirt at Frenzy, wear NOTHING at Frenzy, leave Ruth to do all the tidying up before youth meetings, play Secret Santa but tell everyone who you've got, sing Veggie Tales as loud and as out of tune as possible on the minibus, sing the Raggy Dolls song as loud and as out of tune as possible on the minibus, set the school toilets on fire, throw water balloons into the boys' bedroom, flirt with a silver statue, flirt, have a pillow fight instead of outreach, don't do the graffiti wall, throw pennies at the emo, spit all over people when talking to them, get some fizz, don't be silly, walk like a gay, dance like everyone is watching (because they usually are), and never forget the good times we've had!|
|(The funniest ones are underlined )|
What is a sentence with the word 'politics' in it?
My parrot swallowed an alarm clock and now poli-tics.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Can you smell carrot?
What's green, furry and if it fell out of a tree it would hurt you?
A snooker table.
What is the most military day of the year?
</u>Did you hear about the fly that flew through a sieve?
He strained himself.</u>
Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?
From a distance it looked like a hare.
'Doctor Dcotor, I've only got seconds to live.'
'Just a minute please...'
What sits on the bottown of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What's green and sings?
What did Snow White say when she dropped off her camera film to be developed?
Some day my prints will come.
How did the hairdresser win the race?
He knew a shortcut.
What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?
You'd rise and shine.
What is green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
What is the easiest house to pick up?
A light house.
Two television sets got married.
The reception was fantastic.
|The Stand - Hillsong United....♫||9/18/08|
|?You stood before creation|
Eternity in your hand
You spoke the earth into motion
My soul now to stand
You stood before my failures
And carried the cross for my shame
My sin weighed upon Your shoulders
My soul now to stand
So what can I say
And what could I do
But offer this heart, O God
Completely to You
So I'll walk upon salvation
Your Spirit alive in me
This life to declare Your promise
My soul now to stand
So I'll stand
With arms high and heart abandoned
In awe of the One who gave it all
My soul Lord to you surrendered
All I am is Yours?
|The result of asking Sarah for a bedtime story...||8/23/08|
|"Once upon a time, there was a young goat named Billy Bob. He lived in a haystack and played banjo for a living. Billy Bob the Banjo-playing Billy goat. He went to Billywood and made his fortune in a glittering musical career spanning many generations. Sadly, he never married, as the love of his life (Betty Boo) just couldn't handle the fame. She flipped. Twice actually, over a fence. It was quite an impressive display of agility. |
Ye, she's one of a kind....
|What it "REALLY" really means...!||8/16/08|
|"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."|
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will you marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no more peanut butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea how it works."
"I'm getting more exercise lately," REALLY MEANS, "The batteries in the remote are dead."
"We're going to be late," REALLY MEANS, "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."
"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard, "REALLY MEANS, "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"That's interesting, dear," REALLY MEANS, "Are you still talking?"
"Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love, REALLY MEANS, "I forgot our anniversary again."
"You expect too much of me," REALLY MEANS, "You want me to stay awake?"
"It's really a good movie," REALLY MEANS, "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and good looking women."
"You know how bad my memory is," REALLY MEANS, "I remember the words to the theme song of "F Troop", the address of the first girl I kissed, the Vehicle Identification Number of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself. It's no big deal," REALLY MEANS, "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."
"I do help around the house," REALLY MEANS, "I once threw a dirty towel near the laundry basket."
"What did I do this time?" REALLY MEANS, "What did you catch me doing?"
"She's one of the rabid feminists," REALLY MEANS, "She refused to make my coffee."
"I heard you," REALLY MEANS, "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
"You really look terrific in that outfit," REALLY MEANS, "Please don't try on another outfit. I'm starving."
"I missed you," REALLY MEANS, "I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out of toilet paper."
"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are," REALLY MEANS, "No one will ever see us alive again."
"We share the housework," REALLY MEANS, "I make the messes. She cleans them up."
"I don't need to read the instructions," REALLY MEANS, "I am perfectly capable of messing it up without printed help."
|Let the Good Times Roll...:D||8/5/08|
|Ireland 08...Praise God for an amazing 10 days Some of the highlights....|
? The waterfight
? Sarah being dragged out in her pyjamas for a soaking!
? YO YO YO TIM WESTWOOD! (as annoying as it was )
? Eating seaweed for the first time straight off the rocks and sea
? Drumming on Kerri's back
? Hopscotching through puddles in Tescos car park with Daniel
? The prayer meeting on the chairs
? All the night meetings when God really moved
? The Morning Gang ?Rise and Shine and give God the glory?
? "She's nice"/KERRI! KERRI! KERRI!/"I hate my reflection. She's such a copycat."/"Whadup!"
? John, Daniel and Iain's dance...Backstreet Boys eat your heart out!
? The last room on the right = where the banter was at;P
? Mmm the ice cream....and Johns face when he found the last chocolate fish he didn't know he had
? Shackles and Different Kind of Free in the pouring rain
? The Princess!
? ?FEED THE WORLD!?
? The 5-man ceilidh to end the night
? Ruth and me's annoyingness on the minibus on the way home
? Miserable conversations on the ferry
|Baring the Soul...||4/10/08|
|4 jobs I?ve had:- Erm, never actually had a job..... |
4 movies I've watched more than once:- Most of them! The Notebook, The Wedding Date, Emperor's New Groove(H) aaaand Greenstreet
4 places I have lived in my life:- Just Dalbeg.
4 TV Shows I watch:- America's Next Top Model Desparate Housewives and that's it really!
4 favourite pastimes:- Eating, being with friends, church, sports
4 places I have been:- America, Romania, Ireland and...the mainland...?
4 people who email me regularly:- Nobody emails me regularly....
4 of my favourite foods:- Oo that's a hard one! Pasta carbonara, Pasta in general, a good Sunday roast, Pizza, Chicken Korma, Spag Bog, Onion Bhajis, Chocolate....oops, only 4?
4 places I would rather be right now:- Heaven! ROMANIA!!! Tennesse with Ruthie, my bed
4 things I am looking forward to this year:- Frenzy, Mission Ireland, Summer holidays, Romania hopefully!
4 things you would like to do, before you die?:- Jump out of a plane (with a parachute obviously!), jump into a taxi and shout "follow that car!", learn to play the piano, skate on a frozen loch.
|Monk and Neagle - Dancing with Angels ♫||3/5/08|
|? Memories surround me|
But sadness has found me
I?d do anything for more time
Never before has someone meant more
And I can?t get you out of my mind
There is so much that I don?t understand
But I know?
You?re dancing with the angels
Walking in new life
You?re dancing with the angels
Heaven fills your eyes
Now that you?re dancing with the angels
You had love for your family
Love for all people
Love for the Father, and Son
Your heart will be heard
In your unspoken words
Through generations to come
There is so much that I don?t understand
But I know
We?re only here for such a short time
So I?m gonna? stand up, shout out,
And sing Hallelujah
One day I?ll see you again ?
|42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.|
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Don't annoy me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Multitasking means screwing up several things at once.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
|Calling from Romania!||10/22/07|
|Heeey everyone! I'm still here in Romania but coming back on Wednesday! I'm really loving it here, it's a beautiful place! Definately coming back!|
Hope youz are all enjoying the holidays...well, whats left of them