Claire Whyte <_spudnic_>

Quotes:9/24/08
 

** Mark (English)- "bleak"
**Halls- "HONK"
**Nicola and sarah- "Claire's horny" (lies)
**Niks- "RIPPIN'"
**Robert- "IIIIIIIII NOOOOOO!! "
**Sinead- "Can you get breaks for ur bed??"
**Julie- "butter your ..."
**Niks- "WHAT NOT??"
**Niks- "omg, he's my ideal man"
**Cyprus- "PUMP UP THE JAM!"
**"TAXI...ROTE AFF!!"
**Sarah- "Spa...nner"
**"RAGING CAGIN...LOL!!"
**M8WHA- "a hoott spoott"
**Sconnel- "da bomb"
**Shitter-"mmmm...speedboat"
**Julie-"hi est..estelle..*hang up*
**Sconnel b4 hist xam: "nigga...appease"
**Valerie(lady golf capt):"FOOKING SHITE"!lmao!
**Julie- "and u better believe it!!"..... "sure babe"
**Eimear -"mmmmmmmm...succulent"
**Jo w-- "IT HURTS"
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funny memorial songs!12/18/07
 
RAINEY SONGS
baywatch theme tune: me and jo pat power singing
"i dont feel like dancing"- jo weir
"paris to berlin"- me and scon doing the "geography dance"
"i have nothing"-julie
"2 little boys"- ms francais in scotland
"lets twist again"- easty and the hockey girls in changin rooms
"my mama dont wear no sock"- hockey song
"tide is high"- aislinn!lmao
"rocking all over the world"- ruairi!
"crazy nights"- ruairi
"living on a prayer"- *censored
"like a prayer"- rockchallenge - cringe
"gasolina" - julie
"touch myself" - sarah! lmao
"believe in love-cher" - michaela stars in urs eye
"locomation" - jess, scon, glancey
"i like the way you move" -body rocker concert
"dont stop me now"- hockey in b'lona
mambo no. 5 -france trip
shake that ass 4 me-nights out
"put ur hands 4 detriot"- all the ladies esp easty
COUNTRY ROADS - drunk nites out!! lol

HALLS
boten anna,
wonderwall,
walking in memphis,
love is all around
Bleeding love

CYPRUS
Disturbia- Rihanna
I kissed a girl - Katy Perry
Dont stop believing- Journey
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RAINEY MEMORIES!!5/10/07
 
1.HAIRSTYLES - every1s had a bad hair day.. but the favourites are: louise and her elvis hair, sarah and her bowl cut, julie and her curly fringe, emma and her mushroom hair!!
2.Darren putting his foot through the wall in castlewellan
3.Grace shouting "IM NORMAL" in castlewellan!
4.Aislinn going steady 6 times (with different ppl) in sctoland in 1 week
5.Ruairi and his burnt legs in france
6.Ruair being sick up his snortel in france ... and the swallowing it.
7.Miss galchiet: "empty ur mouth in the bin" and making fun of her4 "living in her car"
8.Toliet adventures... sorry levern
9.Rap and running.. sorry wark-kena
10.Every year in the summer sneaking into the gym to jump on the high jump mats
11.Julie trying to catch my reflection from my watch in french
12.The italian sleazes in barcelona "want to bang bang" bleugh!!
13.Darrens 1st ever homework getting blown up onto the school roof
14.scotland: the bumble hat and ciara and conway falling out all the time!
15.the big massive black guy in france that chased the boys around the water park!
16.heaney and his "green man joke"
17.Biology: tea, making fun of laura,more tea, more making fun of laura...and wilma and betty the guinea pigs and conrad the snake, debates and mr kirkpatrick!legend!
18.mr frews computer face
19.geography: "mmmmmmm... speedboat" (shitter) "da bomb"(sconnel) "oooo a geography dance" (easty)
20.history: me and scon bonding...whilst watching m.waring strut. talking bout lost every tuesday morning wif laura collins! jim and his sarcasam
21.HOCKEY! and all ppl ive played wif especially u14A, and this year (06-07)and last year (05-06) 1st hockey!all legends!
22.School discos! admit it... they rule..wen else can u dress up as pirates, robbers,umpa lumpas,the jackson 5 (just a few of our kick ass outfits eh girls?)lol
23.The rec centre: table tennis, pool, darts and music all in 1 ..but generally just lethal 4 good clean wrecking!
24.Unproductive free periods: used wisely 2 get our younger homies (incl.jo pat,jill,jo an chloe) out off class to do some frollicking e.g. sending the to ms burns unknowingly, taking pics on photobooth, meesing about in the toliets (or just wrestling emma off me) and or course ...SCANDALISING!
25.The bodyrockers! oh dear god... i still have nightmares! (put ur finger up) lol
26.The car park prank!
27.The gorrielas and the bunny in assembly hugging mr heally!
28.The big water fight equiped wif a pool,slip and slide, water pistols,buckets and a water ballon catapult..it still stings!
29.Easty wuth her pumping house partys and funky loud laugh!
30.Arguing about wat was more likly to come out of a water vending machine with kirsty whilst natasha, leana and pamela thot about it deeply...a person or flesh eating fish?????lol.
31.my nickname... SPUD
32.beating ballymena academy 2-1..where, may i remind u i scored....twice!
33.scoring against Victoria in the schools cup wif a tight angled flick!
34."RAGING CAGAIN LOL" (kirsty)
35.Leavers match -all the reunited U14A's shouting our "well hoss" chant and then going on to beat the boys!! woo!!
36.Gordan linton and sarah b's secretly fancing him...opps...
37.marty,simon and darren getting suspended in 5th 4 recking the toliets.
38.Paddy being in history ... yessssssssssssss...
39.grace laughing in the back of maths in 1st year..mr frew roars "wat are u laughing at!!!" grace says "julie sneezing"... i then laugh cause its soo stupid and then mr frew goes buck mad at me! ive only just got over that grace!
40.kirsty Fl*shing in moneymore, next day mr loughlin says "oo kirsty i saw u in moneymore yday".. kirsty replies "wat part of moneymore" (in her upper lands accent)
41.the girl from down high hacking the legs off greggor wif her hockey stick and sarah being held back by mr frew.
42.taking the "MICK-KAY" out of kirsty... my wee albino chink
43.the classy scene behind the tennis courts 4 the "kurting" couples
44.making kirsty believe 4 2 years that stef murray was adopted!
45.school actually being cancelled due to snow!
46.billy greer getting chased into school by a "yob" lol
47.69 hohohaha
48.skank
50.mrs m8wha shouting "earthquake!!" in geog, every1 diving under the desks leaving john aka shitter sitting by himself wondering wat the hell happened whilst he was asleep!
51.ian mc cracken throwing a water balloon at ms llwellyen (sp) in class!
52.scheming class in 2nd with julie and sconnel, then getting a rip taking at us by ms dallas whilst sconnel let one slip... then getting sent to seamay and dealing wif mrs francias disapppointed look!
53.kathleen making excuses not to read in geog in 5th year "can i go to the toliet, i have a sore thoart, and then finally.... i dont want to read!"
54.paddy making a rude noise in 5th p.e class and miss mo saying "paddy.. now that 1 was forced out!"
55.louise and stef
56.the 5th geography trip where shitter broke a window, simon got drunk then put his fist through a window, grace,bronagh and ellen sneaking a strange boy wif booze into their room, me and emma dancing outside easty,leana and pams window whilst big mac spotted us..lol.. there wasnt another trip neway!
57.julie whipping up her skirt at the cross road corridor in school! she still denies it
58.watching rainey win the school bowl!
59.going down the "playboy slide" in france that ripped the swimsuit off u whilst seamy stood with a video camera!
60.D.O.E practice- wif lethal weather the practice was a dream!we kick ass as we sang our song we made up 4 about 5 hours continuosly! arrived at the campsite to find 2 we randy dogs (one was painted blue!)
61.D.O.E real outing- it pissed 4 the whole thing, we got lost, easty cried so every1 cried cause she was the only 1 who knew how 2 use a map and compass. arriving at the campsite after getting pathetic help from policemen, getting eaten alive by midges and wearing cream on my face and neck 4 the whole week after i took an allegeric reaction to the we buggers!! then realising if we continued in the direction we were heading we would have been at the campsite 4hrs earlier!!!
62.in france wen the boys dresseed up as girls and alan youngs chat up line was "opps im wet.. would u like to take my clothes off". he then went on to lap dance around a pole infront of the teachers!
63.all the unbelievable hot boys from the PGL staff in france and them teaching us the "his name was knoby hall, knob hall" song
64.all the girls in france singing our own version of "mambo no.5" about the hot PGL staff!
65.The snobby "moo-gins" in france who all fancied adam graham and duffed (as easty says) in the tent in only 3rd year! tut tut
66.adam horner screaming "im blind" in france in the middle of the night because he woke up and didnt open his eyes!!
67.me and jessy making up our on version of "my mama dont wear no socks" as "my mama dont wear no clothes...she does a naked pose"
68.making fun of meave 4 being chink-like, sive 4 being hulk-like and kuffy 4 being pincher-like!lol
69. white lines on the road...
70. julies flip flop being left on the stairs after she got "rote aff" in b'lona
71.captain kerry, captain jenny, captain julie
72.jo weir and all her injuries in hockey, "i dont feel like dancing" and spending the summer learning the drunken man dodge but preforming it once in the whole season... during the leavers match
73.jill and her openness/perviness
74.jo pat 4 her uncontrollable laughter, hugs, "baywatch", vertical chink
75.pigging out at all the above mentioned ladies houses
76.smashing the pavillion window wif a football, then meave,kuffy,lorraine etc. coming running in shouting "wat happen!" as me and louise ran 4 a brush. When miss mo came in we said "miss did u noticed that window was broke" she then said " o aye i must get malcom 2 fix that"
77.The tripod
78.sarah, me and julie and possibly greggor in the gym sitting on the horse wen sarah forgets her company and makes a loud unhuman like noise... the rest is history
79.alison simpson getting her leg stuck between the railing up at i.t stairs and then mr frew thumping it out
80.the alarm clocks in assembly
81.having to get the school choir foto retaken after steven doc tilted his head in a distant pose
82.a certain male teachers smelly breath that could knock u unconscious
83.wez drinking the 3litre bottle of milk and then being sick
84.All the boys taping up shitters head in the Lower 6th rec centre while wez does a crazy maniac like laugh! lol
85.the boys shoving david mc callion in the bin in l6th wen miss hamilton walks in and then just drop david on the floor!
86.simon and aileen getting 2 close 4 comfort in the rec centre, study centre, classroom.. pretty much everywhere!
87.julie in blona chatting up the spanish barmaids and being a drunk mess
88. julie stalking kelly b, meave, jenny etc, wif "Hola julie aqui" and jo pats version "hola julie mc kee"
89. julie falling out wif me in 1st year cause i laughed at her (a long wif every1 else may i add.. u didnt seem to fall out wif them) because she always wore green!
90. sarah and her love 4 female p.e staff esp. miss mo but emma claims the akinator
91.julie and her love 4 female language teachers
92.prize day: me and natasha had the best craic ever wetting ourselves as our heads came up on camera and my famous hockey pic which is disgusting and shows up everywere showed up on the power point!
93.me and kirsty noticing everything at the exact same time, glance at eachother, shake uncontrollable wif excitement and then hi-5
94.gregor and her knowledge of mr kirkpatrcks life
95.murdoch and his borat impressions wif my favourite " a woa woo a"
96.jimmy dinger! awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
97.walking up the stairs and seeing mr henderson pull up his fly after coming out of the toliets . bleugh"
98.cathy mcgravey randomly saying she wanted to leave our GCSE maths class cause she didnt understand nething but then said miss hamilton was a gr8 teacher
99.sarah mul and her coughs in biol and nicola richardson packing up her things and walking out of biol.
100.hockey iniations : emma mc connell wearing cut off tights to skool ("taking fashion too far"-mr frew), chloe and jo pat wearing hilariously ugly clothes on non uniform day (well done girls), jill sneazing and running out of assembly, laura young asking ms mo 4 a rather large femine product and from last season emma mcerlane singing infront of the bus and jo weir party boying a coleraine high student!!

heres a few xtra 1s ppl reminded me about!

101.when a girl gave sarah b the evils as she walkd past her then the door swung back and hit the girl in the face! she is now know as "swinging door girl"
102.when sarah fell down the stairs and grabbed a girls boob!
103.when mr few broke his 1m ruler over the desk in 1st maths cause me and leana were talking!lol. its now 93cm (estimated)lol
104.eimear and her drunken hand laugh
105.alan young telling seamy he had a hole in trousers in his crotch area in front of the whole geog class!
106.winning the derry and antrim hockey league and the nora sinclair tournament (but with no thanks to kirstys quidditch penalty flick!)
107.going to dormans then agnews after hockey every saturday!
108.natasha breaking or spraining her leg after sarah fell into her in 1st year
109.being scared of aislinn in 1st year cause she would never let me past to get to my locker!lol
110.shitter stealing eastys strap from her bag everyday!
111.ms gilbridges continous cough
112.julie big masive bright blue billabong school bag!!
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memories!! 8/18/06
 
!!Leave one memory of you and me together as a comment. It doesn't matter if I know you a little or a lot, anything you remember.....write about anything we experienced together!! x
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oh dear, jo wier! the walking bandage. lol7/12/06
 
Since knowing jo, i have come to love her 4 her stupid comments (instead of thinking shes a retard!!) and her stupid actions.lol. heres a list of just a few... (enjoy)

When watching flight 93:
claire: where did the plane go?
jo: aw mayb it bounced away when it hit the ground

On the topic of 3somes:
jo: what about the 3rd person? I just thought they went and made a sandwich or something"

When finding a durex packet on rainey street after being quiet 4 ages:
jo: omg!! hahahaahahah... lets take a picture of it

When getting smacked wif a hockey ball on the hand and holding her hockey stick with 2 deformed, cut, bruised and bloody fingers...
jo: naw im fine (she later was sent home from work as her fingers were broke)

When looking white after hockey:
ms mo: are u alrite joanne
jo: yeah im fine (she then fainted)

When taking her first shot of red aftershock:
She holds the glass and basically throws it over her face and down her mouth. She then yells and curses and says as she wipes her shiney mouth ?WHY WOULD U DRINK THIS!!? ... She l8r goes 4 another

When leaving to walk home from mine wif me julie
Claire: u not getn picked up? Wat if 2 scary men spot u
Jo: aw that?l b one each. Julie can go wif 1 and ill get the other. (5 second pause, giving her time to imagine the scene) ?? LETHAL!

when watching a dvd the word cl*toris came up
jo:wats that?
claire,louise and julie exchange awkward looks
jo: is it an STD?

when playing hockey against foyle, she gets hit full smack wif a hockey stick on the face!the blood is pouring out of her mouth, she shakes, but insists she is fine! As she gets clean up and leaves 4 the hospital she shouts with half a tooth missing and a swollen lip "hey, if ur going to dormans let me no! lol. jo is a legend! lol

when standing on the hockey pitch but not playing a ball gets reflected off stick rises up in the air and hits ..... jo!

when playing against methody after taking 2 weeks off to recover from injuries she runs out to defend a penalty corner and.... gets smacked wif a stick and has to hobble off! lol

when doing a WARM UP against dalrida she pulls a muscle and cant play (i think u can see a pattern forming)

jo the dedicated hockey player, decides to practice hits and flicks.... against a wall. the ball bounces back, hits her on the side of her ear and left her deaf in 1 ear 4 a number of days!! lol


Oh dear? *to b continued*
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claire!!! 5/10/06
 



01] I _____ claire

02] claire is _____.

03] If I were alone in a room with claire, I would _____.

04] I think claire should _____.

05]claire needs _____.

06] I want to _____ claire.

07] Someday claire will ___.

08] claire reminds me of _____.

09] Without claire _____.

10] My memories of claire are _____.

11] claire can be _____.

12] The Worst thing about claire is _____.

13] The best thing about claire is _____.

14] I am _____ with claire.

15] One thing i would like to know about claire is _____.

16] claire should go and _____.

17] claire _____ me
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