Bethany <TeenageWastelandd>

Urbandictionary.com5/29/10
 


1. your name? Bethany
An intelligent,sexy,smart,notselfish,and trustworthy. person. They will give up anything that is everything for a person they loved. A bethany will try to make everything better when things are down.Bethany wouldn't mind if people loved her or hated her because if they hate her they can hate her butt she will try to still love that one person. Bethany will never let someone give up. They know that everyone has a desstiny and she will help them succeed. A Bethany is very loving, All those bethany try not to brag about anything. But they don't like to look down on themselves. Get to know one.
1)first person;Woah, that girl is so kool,
second person;She is such a bethany.


2. your age? Fifteen
Fifteen is the age in a boy's life where everything sucks. Period.
Your body turns against you in every way possible. Pimples, voice cracks, terrible body odor, unnecessary hair, constant horniness, and greasy skin and hair. Hormones run wild throughout your body producing an array of emotions you can't even understand let alone deal with.
Meanwhile, you have to deal with high school. Projects, homework, hard subjects, sadistic teachers, social crap to sort out, finding allies; they are very hard and common things there.
Also, all the girls you meet at school seem to flourishing into beautiful women. Their wonderful breasts jiggle and taunt you, although you can't have them. The mean ones make fun of you, the nice ones try to humor you, and if you find an absolutely great one that's willing to be your gal, good luck getting the money to pay for her. Businesses won't hire you for a year or so even if you did have the time to work a shitty job.
And there is no relief from this hell that is your life. Doing drugs or alcohol is a temporary release, if you can find, pay for, and not get caught with it. You're just barely smart enough not to commit suicide or run away from home. And you know that porn you're always watching will eventually get you in trouble. All you can do is wait it out.
Also, 15 is the fifteenth number from zero



3. what should you be doing now? nothing
Actually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining.


4. favorite colour? Yellow
Yellow is the colour that divides edible snow from non-edible snow

5. current town? Buckie
1. A small town in North East Scotland with a population of around 10,000 people.
2. The nickname of a terrible alcoholic beverage called buckfast tonic wine. However where the wine part comes from is a mystery to myself.
1. Am Fae Buckie.




6. month of your birthday? June
The month in which the most awesome girls ever are born. June babies are sweet, caring, sexy, lovable and all around cuddly.
Cause June is just awesome that way...



7. last person you talked/texted to? Joseph
An Unstoppable man who kills anyone in his way he is awesome

8. what did you last drink? Pepsi
A company that copied almost every single product coke made. Pepsi also tries way too hard to be "cool" and "hip".
Pepsi Edge = Coke C2
Pepsi Vanilla = Vanilla Coke
Pepsi One = TaB Cola
Wild Cherry Pepsi = Cherry Coke
Pepsi Twist = Diet coke with Lemon
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Ohdear.! 5/27/10
 
""Extensions ()
Dyed at least once (X)
Dyed it more then 5 times (x)
Use hairspray, hair gel etc. (x)
Change hairstyle regularly ()
Have layers, hair feathered etc. (X)
Straighten your hair (X)
Curl your hair (x)
Blow dry your hair (X)
Lots of clips, hair bands etc. ()

So far = 7

Foundation DARKER than your natural skin tone (x)
Foundation which matches your skin tone (x)
Mascara (X)
Eyeliner (including liquid eyeliner) (X)
Blusher (X)
Bronzer ()
Lip gloss, lip stick etc. (x)
Fake eyelashes ()
Eyelash curlers (x)
About a million makeup bags and brushes (x)

So far = 15

A piercing ()
More then one piercing ()
Fake tan (x)
Have/had fake nails (x)
Eyebrows waxed/threaded ()
Have used a sun bed ()
Have had a pedicure (x)
Have had a manicure (X)
Legs waxed (x)
Tattoos ()

So far = 20

Worn/wear coloured contacts ( )
Worn/wear contact lenses (x)
Own fake designer stuff (x)
Follow the latest trends (x)
Look orange regularly ()
Pretend your fake stuff is real ()
Wear a lot of perfume (X)
Wear/worn ?flesh coloured? tights so your legs look darker (x)
Wear a more then 5 pieces of jewellery at a time (1 pair of earrings = 1 piece) (x)
Most of your clothes have fake diamantes on them ()

So far = 26

Considered/had a boob job (X)
Considered/had lipo suction (x)
Wanted your lips to be fuller (x)
Considered/had botox ( )
Gone on a diet (X)
Gone to the gym (x)
Had your teeth bleached /whitened professionally ()
Bleached/whitened your teeth at home ()
Had work done on your teeth so they are perfect ()
Had any plastic surgery ( )

Total = 30

Now multiply your answer by 2 = 60% fake :L
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Lets Get It Started1/14/09
 
INSTRUCTIONS
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING!

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Camera Shy
WHAT'S YOUR OUTLOOK ON LIFE?
Jesse Hold On
WHAT DOES YOUR FAMILY THINK OF YOU?
We like to party
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
All my life
WHAT DO STRANGERS THINK OF YOU?
Straight from the heart
WHAT DO YOUR EXES THINK OF YOU?
Don?t Tell Me
HOW IS YOUR LOVE LIFE?
Love Games
HOW WILL YOUR LOVE LIFE BE IN THE FUTURE?
Put a donk on it
WILL YOU GET MARRIED?
Free Falling
WILL YOU HAVE KIDS?
Waiting for go
ARE YOU GOOD AT SCHOOL?
Our Song
WILL YOU BE SUCCESSFUL IN LIFE?
What took you so long?
WHAT SONG SHOULD THEY PLAY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
A spoonful of sugar
WHAT SONG SHOULD THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Talk about it
THE SOUNDTRACK OF YOUR LIFE:
Please leave me now
YOU AND YOUR BEST FRIEND ARE:
Viva La Vida
HAPPY TIMES:
Making out in the boy?s bathroom isn?t half as fun as when they?re all talking marriage
SAD TIMES:
I see you
EVERY DAY:
Still Waiting
FOR TOMORROW:
CrushCrushCrush
FOR YOU:
Gossip
WHAT DOES NEXT YEAR HAVE IN STORE FOR ME?
Stay with me
WHAT DO I SAY WHEN LIFE GETS TOO HARD?
True Believer
WHAT DO I THINK WHEN I GET UP IN THE MORNING?
Don?t trust me
WHAT SONG WILL I DANCE TO AT MY WEDDING?
Karma Chamelion
WHAT DO YOU WANT AS A CAREER?
Fifteen
YOUR FAVOURITE SAYING?
Take me away
FAVOURITE PLACE?
The Scientist
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
One for the radio
WHERE WOULD YOU GO ON YOUR FIRST DATE?
Piece of heaven
DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Waiting for my prince
WHAT DO I LIKE DOING MOST?
Love and Sex and Magic
SONG THAT DESCRIBES MY SCHOOL PRINCIPAL
Emergency
WHAT IS MY STATE OF MIND AT THE MOMENT?
We Cry
HOW WILL I DIE?
Get Naked (I got a plan)
THE SONG THAT YOU'LL PUT AS YOUR SUBJECT:
Lets get it started
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you8/5/06
 
1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. Describe me in 3 words?
7. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
8. What was ur first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10. What reminds u of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do u know me?
13. What do u like best about me?
14. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
15. Could you ever love me?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why?
17.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
18.Anything 2 say b4 u go?
19.Would u ever go out with me?
20.How much do u like me out of 100
21. do u love me as a freind or as a crush ?

made by bethany Hay
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