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15 love signs "xO9/5/09
 
15. yOu read their texts Or IMs Over and Over agaiiN and viisiit their BebO/ FacebOok/ Myspace regularly.

14. yOu walk really slOwly while you're with them.

13. yOu feel shy whenever they're arOund yOu.

11. when yOu think abOut them, yOur heart beats faster and slOwer at the same time.

10. yOu smile when yOu hear their vOice.

9. when yOu lOok at them, yOu can't see the Other peOple arOund yOu, all yOu see is them.

8. yOu feel like listening tO slOw sOngs while lthinking Of them.

7. they are all yOu think abOut.

6. yOu get high just frOm their scent.

5. yOu realise yOu're always smiling tO yOurself when yOu think abOut them.

4. yOu wOuld dO anything fOr them, Or dO anything tO see them.

3. while reading this, there was One persOn On yOur mind the whOle time.

2. yOu were sO busy thinking abOut them, yOu didn`t nOtice number 12 was missing!!

1. yOu just lOoked up tO check and are nOw silently laughing at yOurself, while still thinking of them.
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Yo moma joaxz lols =]6/15/09
 

Yo mamma's so poor she hangs the toilet paper out to dry.

Yo mamma's so old, she farts dust.

Yo mamma's so old, she ows Jesus �3.

Yo mamma's so old, when God said, "Let there be light," she flipped the switch

yo mama so greasy her freckles slipped off

Yo mama got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

yo mama so stupid she thought fleetwood mac was a new mc donalds burger

yo mama so skinny she turned side wards and disapeared

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Yo mama so fat she cant even jump to a conclusion.

Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers licience!

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she played dead.

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama so fat her drivers licience says 'picture continued on other side'.

Yo mama so fat people jog round her for exercise
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BF Application...8/15/08
 
Age:

Location:

Height:

Hair:

Eyes:

Sexiest Feature:

Skool Attend:

Other
1. Are u a virgin?

2. Where would we go on a date

3. Do you drink/smoke?

4. Would u let me stay de nite wi u?

5. Would u act funny when u get around ur friends?

6. Could we cuddle, and fall asleep?

7. Would u kiss me?

8. Do you play any sports?

9. How would u describe ur self?

10. Would you have sex wit me?

11. Would you let me touch you wherever?

12. Would u eva cheat on me?

13. Are u fine, sexy, cute?
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MAORI PRIDE!!!!8/12/08
 
GaNgStA sHiT!!!.....
Roses are red
MAORIS are brown
thats my race
so don't put it down!!
My MAORI pride
I will not hide
My MAORI race
I will not disgrace
My MAORI blood flows hot & true
My MAORI peeps I will stand by you
thru thick & thin till the day we die
Our MAORI flag Always stands high
I yell this poem Louder than all the rest.
cuz every 1 knows MAORIS ARE THE BEST!!!
MAORI Pride in my mind
MAORI BLOOD is my kind
So step aside and let me through
Cuz its all about the MAORI crew
Life sucks and then u die but if your
MAORI You die with HEARTY pride!!!!
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LiL StOrY ReAd iT =]7/26/08
 

girl: Do i ever cross ur mind

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: Not really

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or ur life

Boy: my life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life
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!!!!!Do DiZ PlEz!!!!!7/16/08
 
1.Whats ur name?
2.R we close?
3.What do u think of me?
4.Do u hav a crush on me?
5.Would u kiss me?
6.Would u go out wit me?
7.Describe me in 3 words?
8.If u had me 4 30 minutes what would u do?
9.What was ur first impressions of me?
10.Do u still think the same?
11.What reminds u of me?
12.If u could give me anything what would it be?
13.How well do u know me?
14.What do u like best about me?
15.Eva whated to tell me sumthing u could'nt?
16.Could u eva love me?
17.Give me a nickname and explain y u gave it 2 me?
18.R u gonna put this on ur blog and c what i say about u?
19.Anything 2 say b4 u go:
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FuK iM7/14/08
 

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