Daniel Loves Ashh <Cazza1507>

"S.U.F.C Till I Die"

S.U.F.C Songs4/1/08
You fill up my senses, like a gallon of magnet like a packet of woodbines, like a good pinch of snuff, like a night out in Sheffield, like a greasy chip buttie, likes Sheffield United, come
me again, na na na na na na ooh!

We are Bladesmen, WE ARE BLADESMEN, super Bladesmen from the Lane...we are Bladesmen, super Bladesmen, we are Bladesmen from the Lane!

We love United, we do, we love United, we do, we love United, we do, yeah United we love you!

Heellllo, heellllo, we are the Shoreham boys, heellllo, heellllo, we are the Shoreham boys, and if you are a Wedn*sday fan, surrender or you'll die, 'cause we all follow Uuunited!

All the Bladesmen love the gravy, all the Bladesmen love to spew! When you've had a triple gallon, it's the natural thing to do! Nice and greasy, goes down easy, and it comes up just the same! So when you see a fellow spew, it's the natural thing to do, call him a Blademan, 'cause that's his name!

Na na na na, he's a Blade and he's a Blade!

I've never felt more like swinging a pig, from Hyde Park flats to Wadsley bridge, Uuunited, you got me swinging a pig, as you do, as you do, as you fu*king well should do!

Are you Wedn*sday in disguise, arrre yooouuu Weeedn*sdaaay in disguise? (Sung to the opposition if they are crap!).

No pig fans in town, no Hillsb*rough to sadden my eyes, Jack Charlton is dead, and the pig fans have fled, every year is eighteen-eighty-nine.

If I had the wings of a sparrow, the dirty black arse of a crow, I'd fly over Hillsb*rough tomorrow, and sh*t on the bast*rds below!

Will you come to Bramall Lane, wiiilll yooouuu commme tooo Braaamall Lane?! (Sung at away games to the opposition fans, if we haven't yet played that team at home).

Where were you at Bramall Lane, wheeerrre weeerrre yooouuu aaat Braaamall Lane?! (Sung at away games to the opposition fans, with regard to when we played

Sheffield Wednesdays Fucked It Up Again, Sheffield Wednesdays Fucked It Up Again (Sung When The Pigs Have Conceded)

You Can Shove Your Fucking Bubbles Up Your Arse, You Can Shove Your Fucking Bubbles Up Your Arse,You Can Shove Your Fucking Bubbles,Shove Your Fucking Bubbles ,Shove Your Fucking Bubbles Up Your Arse, Up Your Arse (Sung To West Ham After Im Forever Blowing Bubbles Chant)

For The Ladies3/2/08
Sex Application Form its a bit of fun
1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Favorite position (s) ?
4. Do you think i'm fit?
5. Would you have sex with me?
6. lights on/off?
7. Would you have to be drunk?
8. Would you scream my name?
9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
10. Would you leave after or stay the night?
11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?
12. Condom or skin?
13. Do you give Oral pleasures?
14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures?
15. Have sex on the first date?
16. Would you kiss me during sex?
17. Do you think I would be good in bed?
18. Three sum?
20. How many times?
21. Can we take pictures of the act?
22. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you
What do you think of me1/31/08
What would you do if..
I committed suicide:
I said I loved you:
I kissed you:
I lived next door to you:
I started smoking:
I stole something:
I was hospitalized:
I ran away from home and didnt come back:
I got into a fight and you were there:
I died:

What do you think about my...

Would u eva?..
love me?
let me kiss u?
watch a movie with me?
be my gf/bf?
ever love me?
tell me u think im gd lookin?
take me home for da nite?
Fuk me?
re-post dis for me 2 let me answer ur questions?
do u think im attractive, beautiful or sexy?
do u think im funny?
do u care about me?