""Everybody wants me now, but I just want you.""
|metal age, stolen from erin :P||10/26/09|
 I know how to make a pot of coffee.
[X] I keep track of dates using a calender....
 I own more than one credit card....
 I know how to change the oil in a car.
 I do my own laundry.
 I vote every election.
 I can cook for myself.
 I think politics are exciting.
 I balance my checkbook.
 My parents have better things to say than my friends.
[x] I show up for school/college/work every day early.
 I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
 I've never gotten a detention.
[x] I have never smoked a cigarette.
[x] I have never gotten completely trashed.
 I have forgotten my own birthday at least once.
[x] I like to take walks by myself.
 I watch talk shows.
 I know what 'credibility' means without looking it up.
 I drink coffee at least once a week.
total so far: 5
[x] I know how to do the dishes.
[x] I can count to 10 in another language.
 When I say I'm going to do something I do it.
 My parents trust me.
 I can mow the lawn.
 I can make adults laugh without being stupid.
 I remember to water the plants.
[x] I study only when I have to.
[x] I pay attention at work.
 I remember to feed my pets/child.
total so far: 9
[x] I can spell 'experience' without looking it up
 I work out on a regular basis.
[x] I clean up my own mess.
 The people at Starbucks know me by name.
 My favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] I have gained weight since elementary school.
 The first thing I do when I wake up is get caffeine.
 I can go to the store without getting something I don't need.
 I understand political jokes the first time they are said.
 I can type quickly.
total so far: 12
[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
 My only friends are from my place of employment.
 I have been to a tupperware party.
 I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
 I have more bills than I can pay.
 All my friends are older than I am. (well most)
[x] I can say no to staying out all night.
[x] I use the internet every day.
[x] My wardrobe hasn't changed in a while.
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it.
Mental Age = 17
Actual age at the moment = 16
|Music thingwy. stolen from someone who stole it. :P||6/4/09|
|Step 1: Put your MP3 player or whatever on random.|
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 25 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Strike through when someone gets them right
Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING
9. you said youd like to see me again
11. I've bled for you, i'd die for you
12. In their eyes is the place that you find
13. The friday sun bears down again.
22. Riding through the city on my bike all day.
24. so are we lost or do we know which direction we should go.
|The Unanswerable questions.||1/6/09|
|If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown to?|
If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?
How do you tell when you've run out of invisible ink?
Whose cruel idea was it to put an "s" in the word lisp?
What happens if you are half scared to death twice?
If a man with no arms has a gun, is he armed?
Why did kaamikazi pilots wear helmets?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
If a word was spelt wrong in the dictionary, how would we know?
Why do they sterilise needles for lethal injections?
When sign writers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?
What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
If a stealth bomber crashed in a forest, would it make a noise?
Do cats have to pay nine times as much for life insurance?
Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?
If quitters never win and winners never quit, which idiot came up with "quit while you're ahead?"
Do Coffins have lifetime guarantees?
Can mute people burp?
If dolphins are so clever, why do they always get caught in tuna nets?
Should crematoriums give discounts to burns victims?
When shops have a sign saying "GUIDE DOGS ONLY", who is supposed to read the sign? The dog?
If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Why is it that when someone says there are 1 billion stars in the universe you beleive them, but if a wall says wet paint, you touch it to be sure?
If you don't pay your exorcist do you get repossesed?
Why can't they make an aeroplane out of the same stuff as the "indestructable" black box?
How do sheep know if you pull wool over their eyes?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why is it called "tourist season", if we're not allowed to shoot them?
Any answers? leave a comment if you know any.
If you can't, leave a comment if you enjoyed reading them anyway.
|1. Put your music player on shuffle.|
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
4. No cheating!
I copied this off of Callum. Sorry Callum.
What does next year have in store for me?
Girls who play guitars (maximo park)
What's my love life like?
Stormy Weather (The Kooks)
What do I say when life gets hard?
In the end (linkin park)
What do I think when I get up in the morning?
Shadow of the day (linkin park)
What song will I dance to at my wedding?
What do you want as a career?
The Importance of being Idle(oasis)
Your favourite saying?
This is an emergency (pigeon detectives)
Down to the market (the kooks)
What do you think of your parents?
Warning (Grenn day)
What's your Pornstar name?
Kielbasa (tenacious D)
Where would you go on a first date?
Drug of choice?
Thats what you get (Paramore)
When are you happiest?
The Last Song (Foo Fighters)
What will your life story be?
Nice guys Finish last (Green Day)
How are you at asking people out?
The Pretender (Foo Fighters)
What's your sexy song?
Suburban Knights (Hard-Fi)
What is the thing you like doing most?
Hard Fucking (Tenacious D)
The song that best describes your school principal?
Misery business (paramore)
What is your state of mind like at the moment?
I can wait forever (Simple plan)
How will you die?
Nosebleed (Maximo Park)
If someone says "Is this OK" you say?
Use Somebody (Kings of Leon)
What would best describe your personality?
Minority (Green Day)
What do u like in a girl?
Sex on Fire (KOL)
How do u feel 2day?
Stuck in a moment you cant get out of. (U2)
What is your lifes purpose?
Tribute (tenacious D)
What is your motto?
Breaking the Habit (linkin Park)
What do your friends think of you?
Hitchin a ride (green day)
What do u think of your parents?
Free me (Foo Fighters)
What do u think of most often?
Your urge (maximo park)
What do u think about the girl u like?
Over my head (The Fray)
What is your life story?
Rock n Roll star (Oasis)
What do u want to be when u grow up?
Lovers in japan (coldplay)
What do u think when u see the person u like?
Love me like you (the magic numbers)
What do your parents think of you?
Wasted Little DJ's (The View)
What will be played at your funeral?
It's not over yet (Klaxons)
What is your hobby/interests?
I don't know (Lostprophets)
Whats your biggest fear?
Beautiful day (U2)
Whats your biggest secret?
I miss you (blink 182)
|Stuff about THE STIG||10/12/07|
He drinks a lot of petrol.
He was born in space.
He never blinks.
He roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves.
He sleeps upside down like a bat.
His sweat can be used to clean precious metals.
His skin has the texture of dolphins.
If you tune your radio to 88.4 FM you can actually hear his thoughts.
He does not see like humans do, instead he sees numbers in green scrolling down. (A reference to The Matrix)
He could annihilate the Daleks, Dr Who and the Cyberman, if he could be bothered.
He is scared of bells.
He once punched a horse to the ground.
His politics are terrifying.
He lives in a tree.
He likes DragonBoarder.
He was raised by wolves.
He appears on high-value stamps in Sweden.
His favourite philosopher is Immanuel Kant.
His earwax tastes like Turkish Delight.
He is confused by stairs.
He naturally faces magnetic north.
He is illegal in 17 U.S. states.
His heart ticks like a watch.
All his legs are hydraulic.
His brain is a Satellite navigation system.
He can "accumbularate".
He appears on Japanese banknotes.
There's an airport in Russia named after him.
He is wanted by the CIA.
His breath smells of magnesium.
He can catch fish with his tongue.
His tears are adhesive.
If set alight, he'd burn for a thousand days.
After eating printing ink, he obtains the ability to fly.
He is terrified of ducks.
His voice can only be heard by cats.
He has two sets of knees.
He can swim seven lengths underwater.
He has webbed buttocks.
He can melt concrete on contact.
He is more machine than man. (A reference to Darth Vader)
His heart is in upside down.
His teeth glow in the dark.
His favourite food is raw meat.
He has no age.
He urinates 98 RON petrol. (On The Top Gear Website Profiles)
He can smell corners. (On The Top Gear Website Profiles)
He likes his eggs sunny side up. (Top Gear Website Profiles)
He blinks this way. (Clarkson closing his thumb and forefinger on both held-up hands - a reference to Men in Black)
He has acid for blood. (A reference to the Alien).
Jimmy Carter wants him dead.
He has a bionic arm.
He has a tattoo of Buzz Aldrin on his thigh.
He is stumped by clouds.
He has no fear.
His ears aren't exactly where you would expect them to be.
He once, "preposterously", had an affair with John Prescott. (Referring to Prescott's recent admission that he had had an affair with one of his secretaries)
He has a digital face.
If he felt like it, he could fire Alan Sugar. (A reference to the UK version of The Apprentice, featuring the aforementioned head honcho of Amstrad in the Donald Trump role)
He has named every single blade of grass surrounding the Top Gear test track.
His genitals are on upside down.
If he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds.
(During Clarkson's 'The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly') If he left Britain, his ears would explode. However, they're wrong - because he's here.
His ears have a paisley lining.
He is banned from the Chelsea Flower Show.
The outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the N�rburgring.
If given an important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet. (Reference to John Prescott May 2006)
He invented Branston Pickle.
If you insult his mother, he will head butt you in the chest. (A reference to Zinedine Zidane being sent off in the finals of the 2006 FIFA World Cup)
On really warm days, he sheds his skin like a snake.
For some reason, he's allergic to the Dutch.
His fingernails have 330bhp.
His tongue can strip the paint off a Porsche in 30 seconds.
His first name really is "The".
If he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant, including the cameramen