Sherri Taylor <sxy_sherri>

NEW 1 FILL OUT PLZZ!! :D5/31/06
 
1.Who r u?
2.Are we friends?
3.Do u love me?
4.What do you think of me?
5.When & How did we meet?
6.Do u or have u ever have a crush on me?
7.Would u kiss me?
8.Have u ever wanted to punch me?
9.Give me a nickname & explain why?
10.Describe me in 1 word
11.What was ur 1st impression of me?
12.What reminds u of me?
13.If u could give me anything what would it be?
14.What do u like best about me?
15.How well do you know me?
16.When was the last time you saw me?
17.Ever wanted to tell me something that you couldn't?
18.Have I ever went with u?
19.How close are we?
20.Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?
21.Anything 2 say b4 u go?
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Fill in!!!!4/17/06
 
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and How did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why?
7. Describe me in 1 word
8. What was your first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When was the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something that you couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?
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Paddy the Irishman lives on!!! lol4/16/06
 
A Welsh rugby fan, an Irish rugby fan and an English fan are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze when, all of a sudden, Saudi police rush in and arrest them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they are all sentenced to death!

However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they are able to successfully appeal their sentences down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip.

As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh announced: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."

The Welsh fan was first in line, he thought for a while and then said:

"Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. When the punishment was done he had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.

The Englishman was next up. After watching the Welshman in horror he said smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again and the Englishmen was soon led away whimpering loudly (as they do).

The Irishman was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may
have two wishes!"

"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness", The Irishman replied. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes"

"Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave". The Sheikh said with an admiring look on his face.

"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it.

And your second wish, what is it to be?" the Sheikh asked.

"Tie the Englishman to my back."
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Funny as fuck TxTs i got lol :P haha4/16/06
 
** A woman helps her husband 2 set up their new computer.
When asked for a password he types in penis!
The response causes the wife to fall off her chair laffin!
It read : REJECTED! NOT LONG ENOUGH! ***


** My sex lifes sometimes a but foggy.
Am not really sure what i need.
So how about i'll be the doggyand i'll let you take the lead! **


** The Teacher asks the class for a 10 letter word.
Johnny said masturbate.
"Oh" said the teacher "thats a mouthful"
"no" said johnny "your thinking of blowjob! thats 7 letters!" **


** Your network has switched to a new payment plan!
The cost is determined by your fanny size!
The wider the cheaper ....... as from now your calls are free!! **
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9 things i h8 about ppl lol this is really funni!!2/21/06
 
1. People who point at their wrist while askin 4 the time....
I know were my watch is pal, were the fuck is urs?
Do I point at my crotch wen I ask were the toilet is?

2.People who are willin to get off their ass to search the entire
room for the tv remote cos they refuse to walk to the tv and
change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have ur cake and eat it
too".
Damn rite! Wat gud is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look".
Of course it is.
Why the fuck would you keep lookin after u've found it?
Do people do this? Who and were are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

5. Wen people say while watchin a film "did you see that?".
No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fuckin
floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question....?"
Didn't realli give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. Wen somethin is 'new and improved!'.
Which is it?
If it's new, then there has never been anythin b4 it.
If it's an improvement, then there must ave been somethin b4 it.

8. Wen people say "life is short".
Wat the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing any1 ever fuckin does!!
Wat can you do that's longer?

9. Wen you r waitin 4 the bus and someone asks!! "Has the bus
come?"
If the bus came would I be standin here, dumass?
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